Vallerina 2 #1 August 25, 2004 Today is Treat Day. Treat Day is a marvellous day where people bring in food. Today, someone brought in a cake. It was a very pretty cake. It looked like it belonged in some cake decorating contest or something. It was all fancy, and it looked yummy! Everyone kept walking around the cake...afraid of it....like it would bite. Nobody wanted to cut the cake. I'm hungry. I like sugar and fat. I walked up to the cake and cut myself a piece. About 3 minutes later, a lady walks in exclaiming, "Oh no!!! Who cut the cake??? It wasn't supposed to be cut yet!!!" I said that I cut the cake because it's on the food table. Food is meant for eating. Was I inconsiderate to the cake's feelings? Did it want to sit and look pretty or be eaten?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 August 25, 2004 WTF? You put something on the food table, it's gonna get eaten. Go kick the stupid lady. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 August 25, 2004 My take...there fault for leaving it out with no instructions..like a note saying "dont cut me yet" However since said cake has been cut, you should meet me at the river in 10 min with a piece!!! mmm Cake! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 August 25, 2004 An update: the cake tastes like crap. I took two bites (have to make sure the first one is justified), and I threw my cake away. Phil said that I should've gone and put it back.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 August 25, 2004 QuotePhil said that I should've gone and put it back. I think phil is correct....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #6 August 25, 2004 If it is on the table and not supposed to be cut there best be someone gaurding it! Either that or some sign or a notice to anyone that works in that area that its getting cut at X:XX time, etc Cake: CUT ME me: mmmmmmm, yummy~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #7 August 25, 2004 I agree with Sunny....what was the lady waiting for a papal edict or something? If she didn't want it "cut yet" she can keep it away or put a note on it. It's not like you can read minds or something. Was it good though? That's the real question."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #8 August 25, 2004 Obviously, the cake was not meant to be eaten. It should have come with a warning label! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #9 August 25, 2004 QuoteAn update: the cake tastes like crap. I took two bites (have to make sure the first one is justified), and I threw my cake away. Phil said that I should've gone and put it back. Well that's your fault - if you would have waited to cut it, it would have aged properly. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 August 25, 2004 I think you should go take the crappy tasting cake and stuff her face in it, laugh, and walk away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 August 25, 2004 QuoteWell that's your fault - if you would have waited to cut it, it would have aged properly. It's been 26 years and you still haven't aged properly... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 August 25, 2004 Quote It's been 26 years and you still haven't aged properly... 27...but, trust me, he acts much older than his age! He gets winded way too easily. YUCK! The worst Treat Day ever! I just bit into a sandwich. It was tainted by olives!!! Yuck!!!! Eww...I'm traumatized.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
