fireflytx 0 #1 August 24, 2004 OK Knock on my door i figure it is a sales person, so I get ready to tell them to go away. I answer the door and it is some woman telling me they lost her cat and that it was little and black and female and they saw my cat in the window and asked if I had picked her up. First of all she is a he and I have had him for and year and a half. Then she asked if she could see him, so just to let her mind at rest I show her my dear Spooky she starts calling him Kitty Poo and tries to get him to run to her, she is like "can you put her on the gorund cause it sure looks like my cat. "I am getting f*cking mad! I told her to get the hell out of my house. She is like "do you have papers?" and I have vet bills out the ass and a receipt from the SPCA! I can't believe the nerve of some people! Do I need to worry about these assholes trying to break into my house and steal my cat? I am really upset and I am wondering if I need to do something about this."Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 August 24, 2004 Nothing worse than a dirty kittynapper. It is kinda sad that the lady doesn't even know what her cat looks like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #3 August 24, 2004 QuoteIt is kinda sad that the lady doesn't even know what her cat looks like. No kidding. Personally, I think she just wanted to see your "kitty".Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 August 24, 2004 You're an Evil Henchperson bent on World Domination!! Take a page out of "Slappie's Guide to World Domination" Chapter 14.8 When someone knocks on your door and accuses you of kitty-napping. WACK THEM! Should solve all your problems "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 August 24, 2004 So THIS is a CAT fight ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 August 24, 2004 Ok, I'll be the girl to chime in here, with no innuendos. I think that woman is a little crazy, and I would definitely be a little on edge. Lock your doors, and if she comes back again, get her license plate number or anything else you can in case your cat goes missing. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 August 24, 2004 QuotePersonally, I think she just wanted to see your "kitty". Wow....did you just give me a GREAT idea. I'm going to have to go by my HOT neighbor's house later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 August 24, 2004 QuoteQuotePersonally, I think she just wanted to see your "kitty". Wow....did you just give me a GREAT idea. I'm going to have to go by my HOT neighbor's house later. Hope she hasn't read my guide. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 August 24, 2004 QuoteQuotePersonally, I think she just wanted to see your "kitty". Wow....did you just give me a GREAT idea. I'm going to have to go by my HOT neighbor's house later. I can hear her now..."but I don't have any pets"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 August 24, 2004 There was a scam where someone would distract you at the front door while they stole stuff at your back door or car. They do it a lot at garage sales. "Can I use your bathroom." You are letting them and their partner only has one person to watch while stealing now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #11 August 24, 2004 QuoteI think that woman is a little crazy, Wow, a crazy woman who owns a cat...what are the odds?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #12 August 24, 2004 OK, if no one else is gonna say it, you should have told her "I killed your kitten last night".The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #13 August 24, 2004 watch yer a$$. my guess would be casing the joint, it happened to my mom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 August 24, 2004 Quoteyou should have told her "I killed your kitten last night". Ok, sorry, but LMAO. And I agree with what the other guy said about "casing the joint". It's easy to distract people when you act crazy, which might be what she was doing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 August 24, 2004 QuoteI can hear her now..."but I don't have any pets"... She would know EXACTLY what I was after........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 August 24, 2004 To the woman at the door: "You are from the family of the honored one? The chosen of Cuthulu? He was blessed to serve in ritual sacrifice just last night. You must be so proud." She leave skidmarks in the driveway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 August 24, 2004 That or... "Oh yes....I saw that cat earlier today. Some Oriental guy with an apron and a chef's hat chased it down and threw it in the back of a van. I think it said something about 'Super Chinese Buffet' on the side. Hang on.....I think I have a menu on the fridge." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 August 24, 2004 Or... "Cats? Well, I only have this one cat, but I love to talk about cats. By the way, have you accepted Jesus as your personal..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #19 August 24, 2004 What the hell? Yikes, I suggest you keep your cat indoors and make sure you have info on that lady if your cat should go MIA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #20 August 24, 2004 LOLOL oh man i'd love to see that one usedI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 August 24, 2004 So she's cat burglar. Beware. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #22 August 24, 2004 QuoteDo I need to worry about these assholes trying to break into my house and steal my cat? I am really upset and I am wondering if I need to do something about this. Is there a oriental restaurant nearby? They might need tonite's special Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #23 August 24, 2004 Quotewatch yer a$$. my guess would be casing the joint, it happened to my mom. Agreed - watch yer stuff! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #24 August 25, 2004 Impregnate the bitch. Five months later, kick her in the stomach hard and repeatedly. That'll show her."¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 August 25, 2004 QuoteOr... "Cats? Well, I only have this one cat, but I love to talk about cats. By the way, have you accepted Jesus as your personal..." When I was about 14, I was in the tub one Saturday afternoon, cleaning up from some really dirty yard work. No one else was home. There was a knock on the door. I tried ignoring it, but they were persistent, so I finally jumped out of the tub, threw a towel around my waist and went dripping to the door with one hand holding the towel. I threw open the door. There was a girl my age. She turned red, stuttered and stammered, shoved a brochure into my free hand, and bolted for the car waiting in the drive with an adult couple in it. As they drove away, I looked at the brochure: Watchtower."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
