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Whenever someone strange wants to come into my house I get nervous.
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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
Squeak 17
QuoteImpregnate the bitch. Five months later, kick her in the stomach hard and repeatedly. That'll show her.
WTF is that,
Dude your wrong
that's not even close to being funny or amussingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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QuoteQuoteQuoteImpregnate the bitch. Five months later, kick her in the stomach hard and repeatedly. That'll show her.
WTF is that,
Dude your wrong
Wow I can't believe I missed that the first time through the replies. That is one of the most disturbing and distasteful things I have ever read.
Melissa
"May the best of your past be the worst of your future"
Yep.....I think he may have more issues than Playboy. 
ManBird 0
I think it's appropriate. I mean, she looked at your cat! Hell, I think the pregobeat is small beans next to what she really deserves. Man, if someone mistook MY cat for theirs, they'd be wishing they were a model for a Mexican candy ad.
Don't take me seriously, ever... Sensitron 3000.
Don't take me seriously, ever... Sensitron 3000.
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jtval 0
Kim,
Is this the first time a woman has tried to talk her way into getting your pu$$y?
(sorry, I really couldn't resist)
i hope they were just weirdo's and not thieves
Is this the first time a woman has tried to talk her way into getting your pu$$y?
(sorry, I really couldn't resist)
i hope they were just weirdo's and not thieves
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slug 1
QuoteQuotewatch yer a$$. my guess would be casing the joint, it happened to my mom.
Agreed - watch yer stuff!
Jen
Agreed If you see her again in the hood call 911. "Can you help me find my little kitten"
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If she doesn't get you she'll get someone else in the hood that has a cat that "looks like hers".
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Billy 0
Quote"What the hell do you want?! We're trying to have a human sacrifice in here!"
Shit that busted me up,, I'd loved to have seen that!Natural Born FlyerZ.com
Zenister 0
QuoteI think it's appropriate. I mean, she looked at your cat! Hell, I think the pregobeat is small beans next to what she really deserves. Man, if someone mistook MY cat for theirs, they'd be wishing they were a model for a Mexican candy ad.
rotfcmeo...i dont understand why people dont get it...
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Squeak 17
QuoteQuoteI think it's appropriate. I mean, she looked at your cat! Hell, I think the pregobeat is small beans next to what she really deserves. Man, if someone mistook MY cat for theirs, they'd be wishing they were a model for a Mexican candy ad.
rotfcmeo...i dont understand why people dont get it...
I think we all "get it" we just don't think it's even remotely amussing.
OR
at least I don't, and I have a hell of a sense of humour
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?
ManBird 0
OK, I let "amussing" slide once, but twice? It's "amusing." And who is we? For whom are you speaking? You and your extra "s"? You also used "your" instead of "you're" on your first reply, which automatically invalidates your post.
Seriously, don't take me so seriously. If you've made it this far without being able to joke about fucked up shit, then you haven't seen enough fucked up shit.
Seriously, don't take me so seriously. If you've made it this far without being able to joke about fucked up shit, then you haven't seen enough fucked up shit.
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Maybe Squeak's not saying that it's not amusing (funny). Maybe he's just saying that it's not amussing. Now, I've never been amussing, but I've been a-wassailing and let me tell you, its serious business. 
Or maybe its just not remotely amusing, as in amusing from afar (a 'remote' location), and you had to be there?
Of course it would've been easier if firefly'd just admitted she stole the damn cat in the first place.
Or maybe its just not remotely amusing, as in amusing from afar (a 'remote' location), and you had to be there?
Of course it would've been easier if firefly'd just admitted she stole the damn cat in the first place.
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wildblue 7
QuoteTo the woman at the door:
"You are from the family of the honored one? The chosen of Cuthulu?.
Cthulhu for President!
... haven't heard that name in awhile...
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
QuoteImpregnate the bitch. Five months later, kick her in the stomach hard and repeatedly. That'll show her.
I gues I don't get it either...how the hell is that supposed to be funny? That's fucking sick.
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
ManBird 0
I agree -- Cthulhu for President! That'd make politics fun. Two months until the HP Lovecraft film festival! If you haven't seen Dagon, go rent it right now! ACMEskydiver and Squeak might get put off by the live skinning scene, which was awesome. If you can't laugh while watching Dagon, then you don't, as Squeak claims, "have a hell of a sense of humour."
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PLFXpert 0
You mean showing her that her little "Kitty Poo" is a sausage, didn't do the trick?
I doubt if she even had a cat, then...you know the mind is the first thing to go
I doubt if she even had a cat, then...you know the mind is the first thing to go
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Zenister 0
QuoteQuoteImpregnate the bitch. Five months later, kick her in the stomach hard and repeatedly. That'll show her.
I gues I don't get it either...how the hell is that supposed to be funny? That's fucking sick.
what is the title of the thread??? oh wait nm.... you might have missed the moment
i'm still have a hard time breathing ... first you lure her into the lair, develop enough of a relationship to get her pregnant and then you give her "the pregobeat".....she'd never expect it, and damn would that be payback for looking at your cat or what?? now that is some really "F%#&Ked SH*t"??
way to keep the thread on topic man!
guess i shouldn’t have invested in the expanded humor set, if you bought the “hellish” sense of humor and that joke didnt stir it you might want to return it to the manufacturer
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ManBird 0
"Why are you kicking me?! I thought you loved me!"
"Oh, yeah... you looked at my cat... and I love irony. Not you. Irony."
Keep a thread on topic? BwuHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Speaking of topics, who here has played and finished every 'Ninja Gaiden' game ever made?
"Oh, yeah... you looked at my cat... and I love irony. Not you. Irony."
Keep a thread on topic? BwuHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Speaking of topics, who here has played and finished every 'Ninja Gaiden' game ever made?
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call your police department and report the incident. that way, if there's an issue later, you already have the first encounter on record.
Do you own a ShotGun? Bygolly Id take care
of Business. Of course that wouldnt be the Smart
thing to do dont want U going to Jail either but
may get her attention quick. He He
of Business. Of course that wouldnt be the Smart
thing to do dont want U going to Jail either but
may get her attention quick. He He
The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all.
When I was in college, I befriended a very interesting character named Larry. Larry was ex-Navy SpecOps, and had done two tours in 'Nam. He told me this story:
He was living off-base in an apartment complex, and one Saturday afternoon, he and his girlfriend were having a cookout on the balcony with another couple. They had just dropped the steaks on the grill. Earlier, they had noticed two guys in white shirts, neckties, and dark trousers, going door-to-door. There was a knock on the door. Larry's girlfriend went to the door, and looked through the peephole:
"Oh shit, it's them!", she whispered.
"Don't open it, I'll take care of this", whispered Larry.
He grabbed a still-raw steak off the grill, squeezed it between his hands, then rubbed his hands over his face. Next he grabbed his Gerber Mark II, and stuck the steak on the end of the knife. Last, he went to the door, threw it open, (still holding the steak impaled on the knife), and roared:
"What the hell do you want?! We're trying to have a human sacrifice in here!"
The two guys couldn't get away fast enough.
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