ManBird 0 #1 August 27, 2004 I feel like I've lost communication with my co-worker, and it's occured to me that, duh, he wears headphones all day! I don't want to infringe upon his right to listen to music at work, so I'm thinking I should do something else. But what? What, I ask?"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 August 27, 2004 Wire his chair so that when you push a button - it Jolts him withh electricity. a car battery ought to do it - and that way it could be remote controlled as well. That ought to do it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #3 August 27, 2004 Hey! I'm one of those that wears headphones all day! Keeps me from having to listen to your BS! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #4 August 27, 2004 every so often ask him to do something that requires he get up from his chair. At some point I can pretty much guarantee he will forget to take the headphones off before getting up out of his chair. The resulting, "oh sure just a- oww! crap!" will be worth your trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #5 August 27, 2004 Hey, that's actually a decent and practical idea. You just saved me money on kleets!"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #6 August 27, 2004 Put a picture of his wife/girlfriend at your desk and talk on the phone all the time to "someone special" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #7 August 27, 2004 Quoteevery so often ask him to do something that requires he get up from his chair. At some point I can pretty much guarantee he will forget to take the headphones off before getting up out of his chair. The resulting, "oh sure just a- oww! crap!" will be worth your trouble. I thought that's what superglue was for? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 August 27, 2004 QuoteYou just saved me money on kleets! You don't actually need them for the golf course. Just push some carpet tacks through the souls. Cheap solution. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #9 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou just saved me money on kleets! You don't actually need them for the golf course. Just push some carpet tacks through the souls. Cheap solution.He just saved me money on carpet tacks!"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 August 27, 2004 Yeah, but you gave up the sense of satisfaction you would get from that solution (guess what I voted for ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #11 August 27, 2004 Kleets are surprisingly unpopular. What with the Olympics and all, you'd think they'd be #1. And I must say that of the above options, tying someone's shoes together and kicking them in the stomach with kleets would feel really damn good. For me, that is. Not them."¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #12 August 28, 2004 If you're heart is set on kicking him in the stomach with kleats instead of amputating his cats feet, then I suggest not saving any money on cleats ... or carpet tacks and do it. Stick with the plan.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackwidow 0 #13 August 28, 2004 Is he in is own office? Does he have his own fax machine? I may be able to help... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
