BASE813 0 #1 August 27, 2004 There I am in hospital not really wishing to move as I have had a bone graft operation 3 days previous - a present is delivered and is brought in to me by my morning nurse, it appears a friend has decided to cheer me up and send me a nice thoughtful present in my time of recovery. The nurse stands over me as I unwrap the gold wrapping paper to uncover the ever so thoughtful present. The nurse takes it and notes "well with all this time off you have, at least you now have something to do during the day" - and what was the ever so thoughtful present: Good Feelings The New ORO-SIMULATOR for Men With Vibration Warning: to avoid injury or aggravation of pre-existing conditions, this device should not be used on swollen or inflamed area or skin lacerations. No medical claims are warrented or implied by the use of this product. My nurse was quick to take it from me, and show the other nurses on shift that morning - I was probably known not as the BASE jumper in room 1 from then, but the drooling pervert in room 1.... Nice one Faber (and Quickdraw)! it hurts to laugh but appreciate your thoughts in getting me the present! I would say it will keep me busy over recovery, but unfortunatly it does not work very well!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #2 August 27, 2004 Good friends, truly good friends. I would expect nothing less. Reminds me of a favorite quote: A good friend will get up at 2AM to come bail you out of jail. A GREAT friend will be sitting next to you in the jail cell saying "that was fucking AWESOME!" Elvisio "heretofore has avoided bail" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 August 27, 2004 " this device should not be used on swollen ...area " Isn't that where you are supposed to use it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #4 August 27, 2004 Hey man, at least they made you laugh. when I was in the hospital in the beginning of the month, my friend sent a card. It was a "Congratulations on your new house" and it had $20 for the spponge bath nurse. So how is the new toy working? How many kittens killed? Heal up!! The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #5 August 27, 2004 Quote So how is the new toy working? How many kittens killed? Heal up!! I just cant actually beleive people buy these things seriously................ you gotta be really gagging if this is better than a good old fashioned crack off the wrist......... like the old dolls - who the fuck buys these things to get off seriously?- also how do they smell after lots of use and shoddy cleaning? PS) Kittens? what the fuck is that about?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #6 August 27, 2004 Well, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need....... Then again, perhaps they just wanted to make you look like a perve U walkin' yet? Peace, Z Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuote So how is the new toy working? How many kittens killed? Heal up!! I just cant actually beleive people buy these things seriously................ you gotta be really gagging if this is better than a good old fashioned crack off the wrist......... like the old dolls - who the fuck buys these things to get off seriously?- also how do they smell after lots of use and shoddy cleaning? PS) Kittens? what the fuck is that about?!? Ith poor ickle Basiebase a widdle upset today? Perhaps his friends should have included some Batteries as well. Then you wouldn't hear as much typing going on.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASE813 0 #8 August 27, 2004 QuoteU walkin' yet? No mate, my op was for a realign, replate, and bone graft. I am back in a full plaster..... it has now been 106 days since my accident but at least this is progress in a way.... Quote Well, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need...... dude, I think you have watched tooooo many porno flicks!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #9 August 27, 2004 Quote . . . also how do they smell after lots of use and shoddy cleaning? Let us know Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #10 August 27, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh you pervert!!!!!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zee 0 #11 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteU walkin' yet? No mate, my op was for a realign, replate, and bone graft. I am back in a full plaster..... it has now been 106 days since my accident but at least this is progress in a way.... Quote Well, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need...... dude, I think you have watched tooooo many porno flicks!! Nope, no porno flicks - I just spent a lot of time in the hospital high as kite with two really hot nurses to take care of me. I don't know if anything happened for real of it was just the drugs talkin' but hey, like the guy said in "The Sixth Day" - If your mind is telling you that there's a hot chick on your lap, then there's a hot chick on your lap. Of course, all those dreams came to a rapid halt when the nurse came in to remove the catheter Hope ya get to feelin' better. Peace, Z Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bean 0 #12 August 27, 2004 My jumper buddies were also prety funy when I was laid-up. One (A real police officer) dressed in a clown outfit and rode around on a unicycle but avoided getting kicked out by making baloon animals for all the kids... Some other very thoughful friends brought a big bag 'o viccodine! It could have been ALOT worse. :) Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FrogNog 1 #13 August 27, 2004 Quoteperhaps they just wanted to make you look like a perve Would this be "Truth In Advertising"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #14 August 28, 2004 I wonder if it could be used out on the town ? you know.. one hand in the blazer pocket (on the remote) the other wrapped around a pint. I smell a field test. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Faber 0 #15 August 28, 2004 im glad you liked it mate to thouse of you that thinks that i/we did it to get Mac laid,are so WRONG,he has a good looking GF i know he would never cheet,not even to this... he he No it served its duty the time ALL the nurses laughed at Mac,which i know gave Mac the smile he needs in theese days... Mate, i had the greatest hangover today,i had planned to jump all day,but if i were an animal i would have been killed to end my "pain".But now im good again,gear is packed winds are 0-2ms sun just went down,2 hours to my playground can be jumped. Hold on to your hat,were going LOW. Ill contact you tomo,as i have no more credit due my 30mins drunk call to Morpheus Tech last eveningThouse guys love when i call them Now stop mastrubating,heal up so we can play(ie jump/party) again Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwmike 0 #16 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need....... Then again, perhaps they just wanted to make you look like a perve U walkin' yet? Peace, Z I am neither hot nor little ...but I give a wicked enema. Instead of water I use wine coolers. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Keith 0 #9 August 27, 2004 Quote . . . also how do they smell after lots of use and shoddy cleaning? Let us know Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #10 August 27, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh you pervert!!!!!!!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zee 0 #11 August 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteU walkin' yet? No mate, my op was for a realign, replate, and bone graft. I am back in a full plaster..... it has now been 106 days since my accident but at least this is progress in a way.... Quote Well, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need...... dude, I think you have watched tooooo many porno flicks!! Nope, no porno flicks - I just spent a lot of time in the hospital high as kite with two really hot nurses to take care of me. I don't know if anything happened for real of it was just the drugs talkin' but hey, like the guy said in "The Sixth Day" - If your mind is telling you that there's a hot chick on your lap, then there's a hot chick on your lap. Of course, all those dreams came to a rapid halt when the nurse came in to remove the catheter Hope ya get to feelin' better. Peace, Z Action©Sports Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #12 August 27, 2004 My jumper buddies were also prety funy when I was laid-up. One (A real police officer) dressed in a clown outfit and rode around on a unicycle but avoided getting kicked out by making baloon animals for all the kids... Some other very thoughful friends brought a big bag 'o viccodine! It could have been ALOT worse. :) Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #13 August 27, 2004 Quoteperhaps they just wanted to make you look like a perve Would this be "Truth In Advertising"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #14 August 28, 2004 I wonder if it could be used out on the town ? you know.. one hand in the blazer pocket (on the remote) the other wrapped around a pint. I smell a field test. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #15 August 28, 2004 im glad you liked it mate to thouse of you that thinks that i/we did it to get Mac laid,are so WRONG,he has a good looking GF i know he would never cheet,not even to this... he he No it served its duty the time ALL the nurses laughed at Mac,which i know gave Mac the smile he needs in theese days... Mate, i had the greatest hangover today,i had planned to jump all day,but if i were an animal i would have been killed to end my "pain".But now im good again,gear is packed winds are 0-2ms sun just went down,2 hours to my playground can be jumped. Hold on to your hat,were going LOW. Ill contact you tomo,as i have no more credit due my 30mins drunk call to Morpheus Tech last eveningThouse guys love when i call them Now stop mastrubating,heal up so we can play(ie jump/party) again Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #16 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, look at this way. Maybe your friends were just hoping that the nurse would see the thing and get turned on. Nothin' wrong with a hot little nurse coming to your aid in a time of need....... Then again, perhaps they just wanted to make you look like a perve U walkin' yet? Peace, Z I am neither hot nor little ...but I give a wicked enema. Instead of water I use wine coolers. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
