skybytch 273 #1 August 27, 2004 Well, would ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #2 August 27, 2004 What the fuck is a lurker? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pdj6p 0 #3 August 27, 2004 why yes I would. And so would you. Death is so permanant, and I'm just not ready for that kind of committment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #4 August 27, 2004 Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again. ---------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 August 27, 2004 QuoteWhat the fuck is a lurker? Someone who reads the forums but doesn't post much, if at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #6 August 27, 2004 Oh. As long as she has big ta tas, what the hell! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 August 27, 2004 I am indeed dating a lurker.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #8 August 28, 2004 Wanted: Female lurker, who knows how to pack, is independently weathly, loves to travel and spend her money on me! Must not be revolting in appearance or body odor. Please P.M. me. ----------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 August 28, 2004 I've got a dollar to a doughnut that you have had sex with a lurker. So who really give a shiite about the whole dating thing? Derrrr. You are such a retard. (Not a personal attack. Just a personal observation after surviving a dinner date with the Biotch after sushi and gallons of Asahi. Actually I survived a couple dinner dates with the Biotch, including after hours Messican "puch faard ona chacha HANNO!") She is a retard, Joe. Way to lurk, dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites judedre 0 #10 August 28, 2004 viking u old wanker how the devil are ya was nice meetin u at wffc and thanks for all the free beer i been meening to ask u what did u get out o that any free jumps or $$ hope u remeber me i was the one with the bush pig ( yellow motorized vehicle that u stand on) any way stay in touch peace my bruver...dre Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #11 August 28, 2004 QuoteI've got a dollar to a doughnut that you have had sex with a lurker. Moi? Okay, fine, I'll bring the Krispy Kremes next time I see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #12 August 28, 2004 You make it sound like sex with a lurker is a bad thing.... maybe we learn more by listening.... besides... lurkers need lovin too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #13 August 28, 2004 QuoteYou make it sound like sex with a lurker is a bad thing.... Oh no, not at all. I've heard that some lurkers are even worth a repeat. Of course I'd have no personal knowledge of such things. But that's what I've heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mardigrasbob 0 #14 August 28, 2004 How about a WUFFO, lurker!? -------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #15 August 28, 2004 Shouldn't this just be a poll? Have you had sex with a lurker? Would you? Can you direct me to a willing one? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #16 August 28, 2004 Of course i would...i'm easy like that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #17 August 28, 2004 Quoteviking u old wanker how the devil are ya was nice meetin u at wffc and thanks for all the free beer i been meening to ask u what did u get out o that any free jumps or $$ hope u remeber me i was the one with the bush pig ( yellow motorized vehicle that u stand on) any way stay in touch peace my bruver...dre Fuck ya i remember you man! Thats was one kick ass ride you had!! Never seen anything like it before! No problem about the beer........wasn't mine anyway lol. I got free staff admission and some discount jump tickets. But man i tell ya, I wouldn't do it again. Its just not worth missing all the night life and shit. I'll pay the damn $70 next time.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, would ya? Well, more than a few people on here "date" people whom they have never laid an eye on, so in that respect then, yes, I guess it would be OK for some people to date a lurker. Assuming they have all their teeth that is. Chuckie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #19 August 28, 2004 QuoteAssuming they have all their teeth that is. Chuckie Good thing I'm not a lurker.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dixieskydiver 0 #20 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, would ya? I did. She came to WFFC with me this year, I told her she should stand outside of the DZ.com tent and just stick her head in but not say anything. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nanook 1 #21 August 28, 2004 part-time lurker here_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BGill 0 #22 August 28, 2004 Quotepart-time lurker here I have to say the same for myself. I have always read the forums and have understood lots of the inside jokes from all of it. But for some reason these past few days I've been posing much more than I normally do. Something weirds happening... I'm becoming... a... oh no... post whore!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dzdiva 7 #23 August 28, 2004 How you doin'?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #24 August 28, 2004 Something weirds happening... I'm becoming... a... oh no... post whore!!!! ~~~....here...chickie chickie!!!~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #25 August 28, 2004 QuoteI did. She came to WFFC with me this year, I told her she should stand outside of the DZ.com tent and just stick her head in but not say anything no that would of been funny...expecialy if someon would of asked her what she was doing...... as for lurkers go,i'd date one....... i ended up meeting a lurker at wffc.... he saw me wearing my "wingnut" hat and asked me if i was wingnut from the internet. i said yess... told me he lurked and recognized my screenename...... pretty cool..... i wonder how many other people know wingnut.????lol... and no i woudn't of dated him.... he was a dude....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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judedre 0 #10 August 28, 2004 viking u old wanker how the devil are ya was nice meetin u at wffc and thanks for all the free beer i been meening to ask u what did u get out o that any free jumps or $$ hope u remeber me i was the one with the bush pig ( yellow motorized vehicle that u stand on) any way stay in touch peace my bruver...dre Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 August 28, 2004 QuoteI've got a dollar to a doughnut that you have had sex with a lurker. Moi? Okay, fine, I'll bring the Krispy Kremes next time I see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #12 August 28, 2004 You make it sound like sex with a lurker is a bad thing.... maybe we learn more by listening.... besides... lurkers need lovin too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 August 28, 2004 QuoteYou make it sound like sex with a lurker is a bad thing.... Oh no, not at all. I've heard that some lurkers are even worth a repeat. Of course I'd have no personal knowledge of such things. But that's what I've heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #14 August 28, 2004 How about a WUFFO, lurker!? -------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #15 August 28, 2004 Shouldn't this just be a poll? Have you had sex with a lurker? Would you? Can you direct me to a willing one? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 August 28, 2004 Of course i would...i'm easy like that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 August 28, 2004 Quoteviking u old wanker how the devil are ya was nice meetin u at wffc and thanks for all the free beer i been meening to ask u what did u get out o that any free jumps or $$ hope u remeber me i was the one with the bush pig ( yellow motorized vehicle that u stand on) any way stay in touch peace my bruver...dre Fuck ya i remember you man! Thats was one kick ass ride you had!! Never seen anything like it before! No problem about the beer........wasn't mine anyway lol. I got free staff admission and some discount jump tickets. But man i tell ya, I wouldn't do it again. Its just not worth missing all the night life and shit. I'll pay the damn $70 next time.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, would ya? Well, more than a few people on here "date" people whom they have never laid an eye on, so in that respect then, yes, I guess it would be OK for some people to date a lurker. Assuming they have all their teeth that is. Chuckie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #19 August 28, 2004 QuoteAssuming they have all their teeth that is. Chuckie Good thing I'm not a lurker.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #20 August 28, 2004 QuoteWell, would ya? I did. She came to WFFC with me this year, I told her she should stand outside of the DZ.com tent and just stick her head in but not say anything. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #21 August 28, 2004 part-time lurker here_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #22 August 28, 2004 Quotepart-time lurker here I have to say the same for myself. I have always read the forums and have understood lots of the inside jokes from all of it. But for some reason these past few days I've been posing much more than I normally do. Something weirds happening... I'm becoming... a... oh no... post whore!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #23 August 28, 2004 How you doin'?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #24 August 28, 2004 Something weirds happening... I'm becoming... a... oh no... post whore!!!! ~~~....here...chickie chickie!!!~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 August 28, 2004 QuoteI did. She came to WFFC with me this year, I told her she should stand outside of the DZ.com tent and just stick her head in but not say anything no that would of been funny...expecialy if someon would of asked her what she was doing...... as for lurkers go,i'd date one....... i ended up meeting a lurker at wffc.... he saw me wearing my "wingnut" hat and asked me if i was wingnut from the internet. i said yess... told me he lurked and recognized my screenename...... pretty cool..... i wonder how many other people know wingnut.????lol... and no i woudn't of dated him.... he was a dude....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
