skydog 2 #1 August 31, 2004 Need you help. A friend of mine is setting up a new DZ and is looking for a tag line for T-shirts. The line is "What could possibly go wrong....." followed by a list of things. So far we have: Femur through the lung Death by high impact trauma You add another line and if used you will be sent a free T-shirt with the line on. Thanks BrynJourney not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #2 August 31, 2004 "Uncontrollable addiction to gravity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 August 31, 2004 You only get to go once. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #4 August 31, 2004 Judging by your examples, I'm guessing you're not selling these to tandem pax.... Hmmm... how about: "... now that we've fixed the plane". "... after that last time". "... you rip the tail off the plane and kill all the other jumpers". "near terminal freefall collision". "we'll have to cut you out of your leg straps". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #5 August 31, 2004 "... Aw Fuck. Reserve Total." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #6 August 31, 2004 I forgot to hook the up the top connections. I forgot to turn on my cypres. My rigger replaced my reserve with his laundry. I only brought my belly suit. I only brought my freefly suit. I was suppose to be jumping a 196 I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgerra28 0 #7 August 31, 2004 who needs a canopy when you have a birdman suit http://www.skydivethefarm.com don't sweat the small stuff, in fact don't sweat at all,, you get smelly!! ORFUN #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spanky39154 0 #8 August 31, 2004 When the pilot goes before you!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large Groups!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #9 August 31, 2004 "parachute failed to deploy" (have to put the quotes around it too) paralysis dismemberment crater creation severed spinal cordit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #10 August 31, 2004 QuoteI forgot to turn on my cypres. This really shouldn't be a big deal at all. Here's a few: Engine sputters on take-off... 360 toggle hook at 200 feet... Silverware packed in reserve tray... "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 August 31, 2004 QuoteI forgot to turn on my cypres. How about if you add "the one time I need it."? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #12 August 31, 2004 Fandango -- you remembered where you packed your laundry -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 August 31, 2004 What could possibly go wrong? Go wrong? Go wrong? Go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 August 31, 2004 How about: TOTAL CONTAINER MALFUNCTION I hear the FAA has at least one report of this...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #15 August 31, 2004 THE DROPZONE HAS LESS BEER THEN A DRY COUNTY IN TEXAS Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #16 August 31, 2004 dynamic unplanned bowel decompression you become one with the earth spontanious combustion in freefall yours was a tandem with penetration that's odd, the canopy didn't explode LAST time hidden jumpsuit weasal awakens in freefall hooray! A bowel/ bladder decompression twofer! you land in the middle of a rattlesnake roundup your tandem master forgot his meds that poor duck never saw ya comin' the fine print on that waiver was actually a contract with satan“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #18 August 31, 2004 Kept pulling wrong handle. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #19 August 31, 2004 What could possibly go wrong? I have a CYPRES! What could possibly go wrong? I have a D licence! What could possibly go wrong? I learned how to hook turn off the internet! What could possibly go wrong? I read that some guys off the internet were able to do this and we have be better then them! What could possibly go wrong? "It was a stunt gone wrong"- Says S&TA Along similar lines: 10 things you are likely to hear before someone hooks in. 10: I finally figured out you can pull on those riser loop things. 9: But toggles are so much easier then risers to hook with! 8: I have'nt jumped in 6 months, I'm going to do a 180 hook and swoop the beer line! 7: But I NEED a smaller canopy so I can jump in stronger winds! 6: I'm an above average pilot, you're just jealous of my abilities! 5: Its ok, I read how to do this on the Internet. 4: Who needs swoop coaching?! 3: Its only 30 sq ft difference, whats the big deal? 2: Hold my camera, this will be great on video! 1: I know what I'm doing.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydog 2 #20 August 31, 2004 QuoteJudging by your examples, I'm guessing you're not selling these to tandem pax.... And that's where you would be wrong......... Mainly aimed at the NZ bacpackers market, so will go down with them. Cheers for the replies so far, there are a few that are going to be used. BrynJourney not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flare 0 #21 August 31, 2004 "What could possibly go wrong, nothing! (just don't jump with us...)" "What could possibly go wrong.... as long as we got enough bandaid...." "What could possibly go wrong... You're Immortal!! (so far....)" "What could possibly go wrong now we ducktaped your chute..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
