tunaplanet 0 #1 September 1, 2004 USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Wired: THE LAST NEW THING Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR Readers Digest: 'BYE Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET! America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE. Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE! Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 1, 2004 Have you ever considered therapy? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #3 September 1, 2004 I was in therapy. They kicked me out. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 September 1, 2004 I know what you mean. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #5 September 1, 2004 So when the fuck are you gonna leave that barren, frozen, wasteland and chill at the tiki bars with me and Dagny? Come on, I'll buy you a Scotch on the rocks. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 September 1, 2004 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 1, 2004 QuoteSo when the fuck are you gonna leave that barren, frozen, wasteland and chill at the tiki bars with me and Dagny? Come on, I'll buy you a Scotch on the rocks. Who knows, I might be going to Floriduh in november.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 September 1, 2004 Definitely look us up. We'll take you out and get you fucking wasted. Who knows, I may even find you a woman (if I have enough money saved up). Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
