Remster 30 #26 April 15, 2004 The really scary part is I bet some of those quotes are from memory! lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #27 April 15, 2004 so you think we are a sorry lot? no - we are a lucky lot, that we can still laugh about these lines... @remster: ...even if we recite them from memoryThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #28 April 15, 2004 And now for something completely different: A man with a tape recorder up his nose. And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose. And now, in stereo. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #29 April 16, 2004 Bahaha, python rocks. All together now.. Quote There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on, You're a Catholic the moment Dad came. Because... Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. For your pleasure now: http://jumpingmad.com/files/pythonsperm.mp3 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #30 April 16, 2004 I just read up on Yahoo this litle bit of info.. I didnt realize the MP where to blame for SPAM! Well, for the word anyways! lol http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20030228.html And I called myself a geek.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #31 April 16, 2004 For the benefit of those who've not heard it, I've uploaded it for y'all http://jumpingmad.com/files/pythonspam.mp3 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #32 April 17, 2004 Is that an African or a European Swallow?I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #33 April 17, 2004 "Nudge-Nudge, -!" mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,564 #34 April 18, 2004 I don't know that! AaaaarghDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #35 April 18, 2004 <<<<>>>>>>>>> Or... It's just a flesh wound!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #36 April 18, 2004 As it was, 'e did a deal with the blancmange, and the blancmange et 'is wife. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #37 April 18, 2004 no! it's bycicle repair man!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,564 #38 April 18, 2004 Watery bints hanging around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Brave brave sir Robin, he bravely ran away.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #39 April 18, 2004 PILATE: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'? CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir. PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #40 April 18, 2004 She turned me into a newt ! A newt ? Well, I got better... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,564 #41 April 19, 2004 We can fight for his RIGHT to have children, even though he cant. Whats the point? Its symbolic. Of our struggle against the Romans. Symbolic of his struggle against reality!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #42 April 19, 2004 Where has the Fish gone? Is it in the closet? check behind the couch!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #43 April 19, 2004 "We are the Nights of NNNNnnnee!" "Bring back... ...a shhhhrrrrubbarry!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liro 0 #44 April 19, 2004 He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #45 April 19, 2004 Quote"Nudge-Nudge, . Say no more... say no more... wink, winkI'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #46 August 30, 2004 I was forced to watch The Holy Grail for the first time this weekend. That movie has got to be the silliest thing I have ever seen! I'm so embarrassed that I laughed throughout the whole movie. Now bring me back some shrubbery. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #47 August 30, 2004 Centurion: What's this then? "Romanes Eunt Domus"? People called Romanes, they go to the house? Brian (defiantly): It says "Romans go home." Centurion: No it doesn't. What's Latin for Romans? (slaps him) Come on...come on... Brian: Romanus! Centurion: Goes like? Brian: Er...annus. Centurion (tweaking Brian's hair): Vocative plural of annus is...? Brian: Anni. Centurion (crossing out Es and substituting I): Romani... etc.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #49 August 30, 2004 fetcher la vache! quoi? fetcher la vache!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #50 August 30, 2004 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't say that!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
