FlyingJ 0 #1 September 1, 2004 Did a search and didn't see this posted previously. If it was, get over it, it's still funny! --------- A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of yours?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of yours. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"! The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX". The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY... Like A Rock!" And gives a wink. Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of mine is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says.................... "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 1, 2004 Sorry...but....but...I had to do it Sorry __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #3 September 1, 2004 Can we just have Ivan hold a training session in the pub once a week "How to eliminate reposts: the ins and outs of 'Search Posts'" I have a WebEx subscription if you just want to use that. Oh, and the next training sessions can be "The Art of Clicky: Markup demystified"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 September 1, 2004 QuoteCan we just have Ivan hold a training session in the pub once a week "How to eliminate reposts: the ins and outs of 'Search Posts'" I have a WebEx subscription if you just want to use that. BBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #5 September 1, 2004 Damn, I've got to learn to search better. Screw it, it's still funny. Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
