there are 234 ceiling tiles in my history class

[moodyskydiver 0]

Yes, I actually counted each one of the fuckers today.Thats how mind-numbingly boring and sleep-inducing this professor is.

He has spent the last 4 classes (1.5hrs each) telling us how he likes to question himself on where (in history) to start the class.Then after spending these past 4 hour and a half long classes telling us where he could start, he then wraps up todays class by saying "but I dont want to start there because those things have no great significance.So forget all that b/c we're not going to be talking about those."

WTF?!?!

So anyway, if anyone out there is on the drunk dial list please feel free to text message me between 2-3:30pm Mondays and Weds so that I survive this stupid class with a few brain cells still alive and quivering in my skull.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[kai2k1 0]

LOL, When kai took history at U of MD kai could never count the tiles because kai always fell asleep after the 23rd one. Kai still passed the class with a B though

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[Bolas 5]

Bolas used to fall asleep in college classes as well. One time in Biology after he hadn't gotten alot of sleep due to some late night gaming the professor was yammering on and he was listening and drifting to sleep all of the sudden it was completely quiet...

Next thing he heard was HEY, HEY, MAMA, SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE, GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT, GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE.

He then knew he was totally asleep.
BTW he's a college dropout so don't follow his example.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Conquest150 0]

yea its kinda like that in my alg./trig. class right now. But for some reason i always fall asleep before i can finish.

[moodyskydiver 0]

Thats ok, I still have a/c vents and light fixtures to count next time.

I swear I'm going to start bringing a novel to class...or a pillow.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Duckwater 0]

That is the funniest subject line I have ever read. Genius! The reader instanly remembers the horror of the incarcerations in Church and School we endured. I immediately had flashbacks of when I would sit in Church and daydream that the fan blades were helicopter rotors and I was commanding the invading aerial assault to destroy the church....


I still have issues.

[aprilcat 0]

I feel your pain!

I had a professor that taught required lectures. He'd talk about the good old days, who he had lunch with (famous always), who he 'discovered' (yeah, right), before he launched into the film topic~~which was ALWAYS about which actresses in the films gave him a boner (I SWEAR he said that) and which were 'dogs'. Thank God for TA's.

Once...a girl fell asleep during lecture and had a very interesting sex dream (it was NOT me)..we were honorable and woke her up and tried not to laugh (fat chance).

Moody...just read what's required, study, and pay his ass back when he hands out the evaluation of the class in the end...~~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[SarahC07 0]

Sarah is very luck this semester . She is taking very interesting classes (like contemporary moral issues) ... and her profs are all fantastic... even the old farts

In the past, Sarah has started analyzing the profs when their lecture exceeds boring. Analyze what they wear every day (and don't be kind) and how their childhood must have been (horrible, of course)... or even how YOU would teach the class in a much more entertaining manner...

Then when the test comes around, Sarah knows that her Atmospherical science prof apparently only owns 2 pairs of shoes but knows nothing about the weather... other than 'hey, it's jumpable! ;

Good luck to you- Sarah feels you pain- She has been there!!

[adamjenner 0]

my old classroom had 250

umm...hijack haha sorry

[moodyskydiver 0]

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She is taking very interesting classes (like contemporary moral issues)

Thats ok, one of my classes this semester is Professionalism and Ethics in the Criminal Justice System. Atleast its better than the damn history class! On the whole, my classes this semester are ok (excluding history).My CJ and Eng profs are cool so the classes arent bad and my science class is taught by a really hot grad student working on his master's so thats becoming very interesting to me aswell.

If I can just refrain from smothering my roomate in her sleep or choking the crap out of her I'll be ok.

(PS,Hey Sarah..if youre going to be out at Aggieland Fri or Sat I'll get to meet you! Thats right, I'm getting current this weekend!)

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[sunshine 2]

OMG, that sucks moody. I'll try to remember to text you at those times.

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