Best chain letter ever ;)

[bobsled92 0]

This may have been up before but, it's great.
-Grant
Dear All
> >
> > Probably the best chain letter ever...
> >
> >
> > Hello, my name is Carol. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
50
> > billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe
> > that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
> breast
> > on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed
> > before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
> > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> > everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh,
> > looky here!
> > If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every
good
> > looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.
> > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was
started by
> > Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
> > Mayflower. Fuck them.
> > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> > friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow
> > receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90
times. I
> > don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what
> you're
> > actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are,
it's
> > your own unpopularity.
> >
> > The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> > leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
it.
> > If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel
> > guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied
to a
> dead
> > elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter
> > he'll receive if you forward this email.
> >
> > Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
> > TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM - NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
THERE
IS
> > NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY
BE
> > AGAINST
> > THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
> >
> > Now forward this to everyone you know.
> > Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will chew out your
> > genitalia....
have a nice Day!

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[champu 1]

there's actually a really easy way to track e-mail.

embed a 1x1 pixel transparent gif at the bottom of the e-mail, store the image on your webserver and collect the hit information. In fact, you could even take the person's e-mail address and send it as a GET variable to the "image" which could also contain a script used to log/harvest e-mail addresses...

of course, most bright people would set up their e-mail client not to allow embedded images to be downloaded from outside sites.

and the particularly savvy probably don't even allow html in their e-mail at all.

then again, we are talking about jackasses that propagate chain letters...