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AggieDave

I'm giving up veggies, need advice...

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I've decided that I've had enough veggies and have decided to go to a straight meat diet. I figure I'll keep eating spinich for a little while now, but eventually I want to cut that out as well.

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I've found you can make a really good plant-less salad out of shredded pork with small meatballs instead of cherry tomatoes. Top off with some good barbecue sauce (the small amount of tomato in that won't really hurt you) and you've got the start of a really good meal.

Good luck to you, Aggiedave. It's hard to go full on Carnigan, but it's really worth it.:ph34r::ph34r:

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mmmmmmm....... it's Lardalicious:D

remember, most fast food restaurants don't serve real meat , it's all filler. This can be overcome simply and effectively by always carrying your own Can O'Lard with you. When spread over just about any food Lard will completely negate any healthful effects. This works especially well if you are in a tight spot and have to (for some ungodly reason) eat a vegetable.

Please be aware that beer is made from hops and barley, which can have ill effects in the Carnegan. These effect can also be negated with liberal use of your Can O'Lard. Just drink the beer like you normally would, but be sure to follow each sip of beer with 1 to 3 tablespoons of Lard.

Also, please remember that Can O' Lard is a meal in itself, and can even be flavored. A little cow blood goes a long way, and when frozen makes for some great after dinner snacks.

Can O'Lard.... it's what's for dinner.....
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Hi Dave,
I guess you mean like lettuce, tomatoes and the like? OK-Fine.

BUT!!!!!!!!

Gotta have my Tomato Juice, (add lemon or lime juice, pepper, worchesterchire and tobassco sauce) Curly Fries and Red Beans and Rice!!!

Take some of my kicked up tomato juice, pour about a jigger in a mug and add beer (Red Beer) good stuff.

Still like my celery stalk in my Bloody Mary!!
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Are beans vegitables?

If so, I doubt Dave could ever be a true Megan (unless using animal products to make the beans bigger/better counts).

I mean c'mon: chili, red beans a rice, franks and beans, the list goes on...
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I know I know, but I couldn't help it. The thought of Dolly Parton singing the praise of Crisco just really turns me on for some reason....

I've already spoken on the wonders of Can'OLard, so please refer to that post in the future.
I have used Crisco, but I did not ingest.......
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Are beans vegitables?

If so, I doubt Dave could ever be a true Megan (unless using animal products to make the beans bigger/better counts).

I mean c'mon: chili,



Oh crap here we go...
In Texas, chili DOES NOT have beans. You must be one of those weird northerners.....:S:S:S:S

I've even heard horror stories of spaghetti and chocolate in chili - waaaaay up north - somewhere 'bouts Ohio.

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I've even heard horror stories of spaghetti and chocolate in chili - waaaaay up north - somewhere 'bouts Ohio.



Mmm...Skyline Chili. Now, not for a second would I call a delicious Skyline 3-way "real chili" but it is some tasty grub. And the more you drink, the more tasty it gets.

And Dave - so are you really giving all vegetables up, or just giving up vegetables in their natural form. Would be a damn shame to have to eat a burger with no fries. [:/]
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