AggieDave 6 #1 September 2, 2004 I've decided that I've had enough veggies and have decided to go to a straight meat diet. I figure I'll keep eating spinich for a little while now, but eventually I want to cut that out as well. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 September 2, 2004 Yeah I'm following you... Just a question, can I have some pizza in my diet ???scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #3 September 2, 2004 Is beer a vegetable?? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 September 2, 2004 I've found you can make a really good plant-less salad out of shredded pork with small meatballs instead of cherry tomatoes. Top off with some good barbecue sauce (the small amount of tomato in that won't really hurt you) and you've got the start of a really good meal. Good luck to you, Aggiedave. It's hard to go full on Carnigan, but it's really worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 September 2, 2004 QuoteTop off with some good barbecue sauce Amateur! Use the fat you collected from doing your bacon breakfast that morning.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 September 2, 2004 Just say "NO!" ...to salad, that is It's that simple. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #7 September 2, 2004 My suggestion to you... Drink heavily! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #8 September 2, 2004 Quit smoking. Drink less coffee. Cut back on the sweets and crisps. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #9 September 2, 2004 We are talking about veggies here... Not the life essentials!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 September 2, 2004 I felt that way for a while. Cooking vegetables has always been so heartbreaking. When I put them into the pot to cook, I can't stand their little screams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #11 September 2, 2004 mmmmmmm....... it's Lardalicious remember, most fast food restaurants don't serve real meat , it's all filler. This can be overcome simply and effectively by always carrying your own Can O'Lard with you. When spread over just about any food Lard will completely negate any healthful effects. This works especially well if you are in a tight spot and have to (for some ungodly reason) eat a vegetable. Please be aware that beer is made from hops and barley, which can have ill effects in the Carnegan. These effect can also be negated with liberal use of your Can O'Lard. Just drink the beer like you normally would, but be sure to follow each sip of beer with 1 to 3 tablespoons of Lard. Also, please remember that Can O' Lard is a meal in itself, and can even be flavored. A little cow blood goes a long way, and when frozen makes for some great after dinner snacks. Can O'Lard.... it's what's for dinner.....Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #12 September 2, 2004 As for the beer being healthy, you can put some candies in it and call it "SkittleBreau". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 September 2, 2004 Lard is an all-purpose product. Most lube products are $3 for a tiny bottle. Crisco is $2 for the big can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #14 September 2, 2004 Crisco will do you proud everytime!Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #15 September 2, 2004 Hi Dave, I guess you mean like lettuce, tomatoes and the like? OK-Fine. BUT!!!!!!!! Gotta have my Tomato Juice, (add lemon or lime juice, pepper, worchesterchire and tobassco sauce) Curly Fries and Red Beans and Rice!!! Take some of my kicked up tomato juice, pour about a jigger in a mug and add beer (Red Beer) good stuff. Still like my celery stalk in my Bloody Mary!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 September 2, 2004 QuoteCrisco will do you proud everytime WTF??????? Thats vegetable shorthning, you sicko!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 September 2, 2004 Yea Remi beat me too it....Crisco isnt lard...its 100% vegi shortening! CriscoShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #18 September 2, 2004 Are beans vegitables? If so, I doubt Dave could ever be a true Megan (unless using animal products to make the beans bigger/better counts). I mean c'mon: chili, red beans a rice, franks and beans, the list goes on...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #19 September 2, 2004 I know I know, but I couldn't help it. The thought of Dolly Parton singing the praise of Crisco just really turns me on for some reason.... I've already spoken on the wonders of Can'OLard, so please refer to that post in the future. I have used Crisco, but I did not ingest.......Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #20 September 2, 2004 QuoteAre beans vegitables? If so, I doubt Dave could ever be a true Megan (unless using animal products to make the beans bigger/better counts). I mean c'mon: chili, Oh crap here we go... In Texas, chili DOES NOT have beans. You must be one of those weird northerners..... I've even heard horror stories of spaghetti and chocolate in chili - waaaaay up north - somewhere 'bouts Ohio. Jump -----------------Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #21 September 2, 2004 You won't last old chum... Chilli peppers are vegetable. But I do admire your principles.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #22 September 2, 2004 Make sure you include beans on the "veggies to give up" list, otherwise pretty soon you will be on loads all by yourself! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #23 September 2, 2004 Quote Chilli peppers are vegetable. Peppers are fruit. Garlic and onions are what makes it difficult to give up vegetables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #24 September 2, 2004 QuoteI've even heard horror stories of spaghetti and chocolate in chili - waaaaay up north - somewhere 'bouts Ohio. Mmm...Skyline Chili. Now, not for a second would I call a delicious Skyline 3-way "real chili" but it is some tasty grub. And the more you drink, the more tasty it gets. And Dave - so are you really giving all vegetables up, or just giving up vegetables in their natural form. Would be a damn shame to have to eat a burger with no fries. Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 September 2, 2004 Dude, spinach? Consumption of plant carcasses? How dare you slay an innocent plants in favor of your gluttonous Popeye pipes? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
