Slappie 9 #1 September 2, 2004 I swear I was or have been abducted by aliens!! They've replaced my motivation with something similar. This new one just doesn't work as well as the old one. How can I get my motivation back? *HELP!!* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 September 2, 2004 OMG . . . I can hear Sheena (sheenster303) screaming from 40 miles away. That's her worst nightmare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #3 September 2, 2004 YOUR motivation? I've been sitting on DZ.com for three months while beer bottles full of cigarette butts have piled up around me. Now I have to go back to work in less than a week, and I may actually have a heart attack. I REALLY need some motivation, but in all reality will probably just resort to street drugs.....Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 September 2, 2004 You buncha uncaring bastages!! I am crying out for some help and I get totaly ignored!! Thanks Kell, I knew you'd come thru, but you didn't give me any ideas on how to get my motivation back "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 September 2, 2004 QuoteYou buncha uncaring bastages!! I am crying out for some help and I get totaly ignored!! Thanks Kell, I knew you'd come thru, but you didn't give me any ideas on how to get my motivation back Jump - Find out that you have to work to afford it -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 September 2, 2004 Um, motivation is not my strong suit. I'm the laziest motha fucka around. Sorry I couldn't be of assistance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 September 2, 2004 Go back to the forest crazy little bunny.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 September 2, 2004 QuoteGo back to the forest crazy little bunny.... No way! There is this wicked witch with a huge wart on her nose who wants to kill me! Aint no fuckin way am I lettin that bitch get ahold of me. The nasty vile things she would do with my body! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #9 September 2, 2004 Slappie, I just got an idea! Put a black cat in your shorts and light it's tail on fire! Now THAT ought to get ya motivated! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #10 September 2, 2004 so tell me how was the anal probing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 September 2, 2004 Quoteso tell me how was the anal probing? Dunno bout no anal probing... You've been abducted too? You seem to know about this anal probing.. Did they suck out your motivation via your ass? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #12 September 2, 2004 AHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD! They are coming for me! Keep your windows closed! Hide underneath your covers! Stay away from the aliens!!!!!!!!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 September 2, 2004 OHhhhhh Mannnnn they came to work today!! Fuckers snatched up my lunch and took my patients! Now I'm sitting here without any motivation nor patients.. damn if they keep visiting me I'm going to a looney bin soon "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 September 2, 2004 Got an update! The asswipes were sitting at my house. I came in with some beer and they tried to take my beer.. That was the last straw! I beat them in the head with my bottle of Jagermeister and kicked their asses back to Alienville!! Hmpph fuck with a Texan an his beer.. You freaks can have my motivation, and patients you AINT TOUCHIN MY BEER!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #15 September 2, 2004 CERT(sm) Advisory CA-96.13 July 4, 1996 Topic: ID4 virus, Alien/OS Vulnerability ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The CERT Coordination Center has received reports of weaknesses in Alien/OS that can allow species with primitive information sciences technology to initiate denial-of-service attacks against MotherShip(tm) hosts. One report of exploitation of this bug has been received. When attempting takeover of planets inhabited by such races, a trojan horse attack is possible that permits local access to the MotherShip host, enabling the implantation of executable code with full root access to mission-critical security features of the operating system. The vulnerability exists in versions of EvilAliens' Alien/OS 34762.12.1 or later, and all versions of Microsoft's Windows/95. CERT advises against initiating further planet takeover actions until patches are available from these vendors. If planet takeover is absolutely necessary, CERT advises that affected sites apply the workarounds as specified below. As we receive additional information relating to this advisory, we will place it in ftp://info.cert.org/pub/cert_advisories/CA-96.13.README We encourage you to check our README files regularly for updates on advisories that relate to your site. - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I. Description Alien/OS contains a security vulnerability, which strangely enough can be exploited by a primitive race running Windows/95. Although Alien/OS has been extensively field tested over millions of years by EvilAliens, Inc., the bug was only recently discovered during a routine invasion of a backwater planet. EvilAliens notes that the operating system had never before been tested against a race with "such a kick-ass president." The vulnerability allows the insertion of executable code with root access to key security features of the operating system. In particular, such code can disable the NiftyGreenShield (tm) subsystem, allowing child processes to be terminated by unauthorized users. Additionally, Alien/OS networking protocols can provide a low-bandwidth covert timing channel to a determined attacker. II. Impact Non-privileged primitive users can cause the total destruction of your entire invasion fleet and gain unauthorized access to files. III. Solution EvilAliens has supplied a workaround and a patch, as follows: A. Workaround To prevent unauthorized insertion of executables, install a firewall to selectively vaporize incoming packets that do not contain valid aliens. Also, disable the "Java" option in Netscape. To eliminate the covert timing channel, remove untrusted hosts from routing tables. As tempting as it is, do not use target species' own satellites against them. B. Patch As root, install the "evil" package from the distribution tape. (Optionally) save a copy of the existing /usr/bin/sendmail and modify its permission to prevent misuse. - --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The CERT Coordination Center thanks Jeff Goldblum and Fjkxdtssss for providing information for this advisory. - --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you believe that your system has been compromised, contact the CERT Coordination Center or your representative in the Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams (FIRST). We strongly urge you to encrypt any sensitive information you send by email. The CERT Coordination Center can support a shared DES key and PGP. Contact the CERT staff for more information. Location of CERT PGP key ftp://info.cert.org/pub/CERT_PGP.key CERT Contact Information - ------------------------ Email cert@cert.org Phone +1 412-268-7090 (24-hour hotline) CERT personnel answer 8:30-5:00 p.m. EST (GMT-5)/EDT(GMT-4), and are on call for emergencies during other hours. Fax +1 412-268-6989 Postal address CERT Coordination Center Software Engineering Institute Carnegie Mellon University Pittsburgh PA 15213-3890 USA CERT publications, information about FIRST representatives, and other security-related information are available for anonymous FTP from http://www.cert.org/ ftp://info.cert.org/pub/ CERT advisories and bulletins are also posted on the USENET newsgroup comp.security.announce To be added to our mailing list for CERT advisories and bulletins, send your email address to cert-advisory-request@cert.org Copyright 1996 Carnegie Mellon University This material may be reproduced and distributed without permission provided it is used for noncommercial purposes and the copyright statement is included. CERT is a service mark of Carnegie Mellon University. Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #16 September 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteso tell me how was the anal probing? Dunno bout no anal probing... You've been abducted too? You seem to know about this anal probing.. Did they suck out your motivation via your ass? you better believe it! nothing cleans your system like a good anal probing from the aliens. they sure know their stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #17 September 3, 2004 Well, at least you won't have to worry about the impacted poo-poo the spammers seem so concerned about.... mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
