YahooLV 0 #1 September 3, 2004 A husband walked into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He was shown several possibilities that ranged from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opted for the most sheer item, paid the $500 and took the lingerie home. He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thought, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose. The husband said, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pendinghttp://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #2 September 3, 2004 10/10 , first time ive heard that one.---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #3 September 3, 2004 A boy runs up to his Mum and asks, "how do you spell clitoris?" His Mum replies, "Ask your Dad, it was on the tip of his tongue last night!" Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
