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josheezammit

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Where's my money whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Hey....you are supposed to set me up with "clients." I just satisfy the ladies.......B| I'm not a street corner Gigalo you know! :D




I know, I need to work on advertising...but I am in the midst of moving...so I haven't had time...don't worry...you and wingi are on my list of things to do...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...Is this considered advertising: MANWHORES FOR RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:(...They need some discipline and I need some money...:ph34r:B|:ph34r:...
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you and wingi are on my list of things to do...





At the same time?!?!?!?!?!?! GOOD GIRL!!!!:D:D:D




I do my best...:)...


~R+R:D:D:D...I'm not gonna DO you and wingi at the same time...I'm gonna sell your asses to some chicks (well, asses and other vital equipment)...B|...
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I'm not gonna DO you and wingi at the same time...




TEASE!!!! :D We could throw in one more "participant" and get you an "Airtight" award! :D


"This post brought to you by the 'Drunken Clay Posting bot." :D



LOL.

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LOL.





I think it's time that someone pointed a firearm at me and said "Put your hands in the air and back SLOWLY away from the keyboard!" :D




What kind of "firearm" are you referring to?:ph34r:



~R+R:)...
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LOL.



I think it's time that someone pointed a firearm at me and said "Put your hands in the air and back SLOWLY away from the keyboard!" :D



What kind of "firearm" are you referring to?:ph34r:

~R+R:)...



I'm still LOL about "Airtight". :P

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What kind of "firearm" are you referring to?




Do you trust me? Let me see your hand.......:D (Damn have I done that to a girl or two in airports. I swear their eyes wouldn't have gotten as big if I put their hand on my cock.) :D:D:D Sorry.......hanging out in airports every day is warping me.......:S

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What kind of "firearm" are you referring to?




Do you trust me? Let me see your hand.......:D (Damn have I done that to a girl or two in airports. I swear their eyes wouldn't have gotten as big if I put their hand on my cock.) :D:D:D Sorry.......hanging out in airports every day is warping me.......:S





ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Lemme guess, your next question/statement is: "Do you wanna see my other gun? It doesn't shoot quite as far or fast but I'll do my best...":D:ph34r::D


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I need a second opinion...





No..........I'm thinking you need a "first." ;)





...:o...


I'm gonna tell Kennedy you said that...:D...well, as soon as he wakes up...:ph34r:...


~R+R:)...Bad Manwhore...you need a spanking!!!!!!!!!!!!!:oB|...I'll give Olga a phone call...:D...
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I am so drunk. We are having a party with everyone in my Bf's apartment. I am playing on an Indo-board w/ my fucked up ankle. We have discovered that I am ridiculously, insanely good at this & should take up surfing. I'm a fucking natural they say (lmao)...it's really fucking weird how ridiculously good I am at it. Like I've been doing it for years...lol, and it's my first time! My BF is so proud...haha...yes, he's a surfer. We are all going to run down the street and jump into the ocean soon....:D:D:D I'm not joking. Bye for now!!!!

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