ChangoLanzao 0 #1 September 5, 2004 Let's see what you guys can come up with Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #2 September 5, 2004 you're not gona' jump outa dat' winder (window) are ya?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 September 5, 2004 "the police? I ain't got nuthin!""According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 September 5, 2004 Guy #1: Do I look gay? Guy #2: Mmmmmmmmmm__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #5 September 5, 2004 Ummm WAS that just a wet fart? BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #6 September 5, 2004 1: Checking for a ring on that finger 2: I wudn't speedding occifer 3: You've got a party in your pants ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #7 September 5, 2004 Guy #1: Would you know anything about the 5 keys of weed we just found in the plane ? Guy #2: Uhm... No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #8 September 5, 2004 OK you silly goose...you be Lance the Scorpio Cop who likes bondage and Ill be the naughty rig stealer who needs a spanking and cuffs...delicious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #9 September 5, 2004 And that was the last anyone saw of Billy's hamster....Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #10 September 5, 2004 You want me to do WHAT with this thing on my back??????? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #11 September 5, 2004 "Does this shirt make my ass look fat?"LiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 September 5, 2004 Look, get you indian costume out of that stupid bag and I'll show you the moves just one more time... that's Y....M....C...A.... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 September 5, 2004 But officer.. do you really need your nightstick on our jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 September 5, 2004 QuoteBut officer.. do you really need your nightstick on our jump. That's the best one so far!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Or: "SO that is where you keep your gun?"~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 September 6, 2004 "Man, that's a big 'baton' for a police man...I'm resisting arrest...make me submit..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #16 September 6, 2004 "Okay Flyboy, let's have a look at your packing card !" Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #17 September 6, 2004 What fuckin' beer officer? We ain't got no fuckin' beer here! Beautiful Landings! Streaker PS. Hope the lease went through OK!Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #18 September 6, 2004 If I take this off can I get a body cavity search? (lube to the elbow please)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #19 September 6, 2004 “You say he has a barbed wire tattoo on his left arm and jumps an infinity?… nah, we ain’t seen no one round hear that fit’s that description Officer” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 September 6, 2004 "You're late for the D.A.R.E. class. Now sit down!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #21 September 7, 2004 1st dude: "I saw you checkin out that other guy!" 2nd dude: (thinking) "Shit I'm busted!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #22 September 7, 2004 Keep 'em coming heh, heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
