Pia 0 #101 September 5, 2004 PHEW SO glad Im not the only one uncomfy while picking out a cucumber!! LMAO!! **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #102 September 5, 2004 QuoteI'm so sorry -- VanillaSkyGirl. I didn't know you hated that -- I'd seen others use it and didn't see you ask them not to. Oh really? See THIS , THIS , etc. I mostly tell people via PM. I have no idea why suddenly some people have begun to call me this stupid acronym...a lot more in the last few weeks. I truly DESPISE it....lol. Of course, most people don't call me that...thankfully. My friends certainly do not, so it's all good. Anyhoo, like I said, thanks for the offer Jeffrey, but I have a BF. You do have a nice imagination, though...great fantasies, my friend! (Some girl will be very lucky with you someday.) Carry on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AirMail 0 #103 September 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm so sorry -- VanillaSkyGirl. I didn't know you hated that -- I'd seen others use it and didn't see you ask them not to. Oh really? See THIS , THIS , etc. I mostly tell people via PM. I have no idea why suddenly some people have begun to call me this stupid acronym...a lot more in the last few weeks. I truly DESPISE it....lol. Of course, most people don't call me that...thankfully. My friends certainly do not, so it's all good. Anyhoo, like I said, thanks for the offer Jeffrey, but I have a BF. You do have a nice imagination, though...great fantasies, my friend! (Some girl will be very lucky with you someday.) Carry on! Does your boyfriend mind you using the acronym "BF"? P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivingchad 0 #104 September 5, 2004 QuoteOhh, you don't know what you're missing! Maybe hubby won't mind videoing it since apparently it's not something he grooves on doing, himself. LOL! - ---Jeffrey Jeffrey, apparently you managed to strike up his jealousy gene and it worked in my favor. Looks like that means you'll be the one manning the video camera now By the way, you are right, I really was missing out. And he's happy that I just got out of the shower so he didn't have to pick grit out from between his teeth, I'm almost always barefoot and spent yesterday playing in mud every chance I could get since we took the jeep off-roading all day. Soo, you keep right on writing these fantasies because your tastes are very similar to mine, you're just more elequant. Who knows, maybe you'll get your chance yet..... Jen Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #105 September 5, 2004 QuoteJeffrey, apparently you managed to strike up his jealousy gene and it worked in my favor. Looks like that means you'll be the one manning the video camera now By the way, you are right, I really was missing out. And he's happy that I just got out of the shower so he didn't have to pick grit out from between his teeth, I'm almost always barefoot and spent yesterday playing in mud every chance I could get since we took the jeep off-roading all day. Soo, you keep right on writing these fantasies because your tastes are very similar to mine, you're just more elequant. Who knows, maybe you'll get your chance yet..... Jen Sooo, another convert to toe-sucking, huh? My job is done here. ...Unless of course you need me to man one foot while he does the other... So now his turn to be jealous is over, and it's my turn, eh? Ummm, my next fantasy involves a husband who's tied up in a chair in the corner and forced to watch... Well, glad you liked... See? I know what's good! And no one had to tell me -- I was born knowin' this stuff! Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #106 September 5, 2004 Quote But if you want to be dominated, or to dominate, I'm your guy -- I guess I could fairly be called "switch." - You flip-flopper"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #107 September 5, 2004 QuoteQuote But if you want to be dominated, or to dominate, I'm your guy -- I guess I could fairly be called "switch." - You flip-flopper Don't you go making me even *think* about John Kerry's sexuality! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #108 September 5, 2004 QuoteSooo, another convert to toe-sucking, huh? My job is done here. ...Unless of course you need me to man one foot while he does the other... So now his turn to be jealous is over, and it's my turn, eh? Ummm, my next fantasy involves a husband who's tied up in a chair in the corner and forced to watch... Well, glad you liked... See? I know what's good! And no one had to tell me -- I was born knowin' this stuff! Blue skies, - ---Jeffrey Hmm, two men. I could live with that You were just born knowing this stuff? I'm impressed. My husband claims the same thing, that he was just born being extremely proficient in bed. Guess this means I'm playing two guys against each other if both of you are jealous. What a little whore I am. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tailgate 0 #109 September 5, 2004 Quote...when they start screaming out someone else's name........... now THATS kinky Been there experienced that, ..... not kinky ( to me) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #110 September 5, 2004 QuoteYou were just born knowing this stuff? I'm impressed. My husband claims the same thing, that he was just born being extremely proficient in bed. Yep, I'm a natural. QuoteGuess this means I'm playing two guys against each other if both of you are jealous. What a little whore I am. Hey, one man's whore is another man's "sexy mama!" Who says we have to be "against each other" if our common goal is your satisfaction?? Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #111 September 6, 2004 Well, Jeffrey, I just whined and begged and pleaded and even showed boobies as incentive, but my husband just won't let it happen for you to join in, or any guy. *sigh* Guess that fantasy won't happen anywhere but my daydreams then... Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites streaker 0 #112 September 6, 2004 that's not kinky... that's heaven Great point! What the hell...is there anything that's really kinky?? I mean after all I haven't found anything kinky...and I've been trying...just ask Snowwhite. Beautiful Landings! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #103 September 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm so sorry -- VanillaSkyGirl. I didn't know you hated that -- I'd seen others use it and didn't see you ask them not to. Oh really? See THIS , THIS , etc. I mostly tell people via PM. I have no idea why suddenly some people have begun to call me this stupid acronym...a lot more in the last few weeks. I truly DESPISE it....lol. Of course, most people don't call me that...thankfully. My friends certainly do not, so it's all good. Anyhoo, like I said, thanks for the offer Jeffrey, but I have a BF. You do have a nice imagination, though...great fantasies, my friend! (Some girl will be very lucky with you someday.) Carry on! Does your boyfriend mind you using the acronym "BF"? P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #104 September 5, 2004 QuoteOhh, you don't know what you're missing! Maybe hubby won't mind videoing it since apparently it's not something he grooves on doing, himself. LOL! - ---Jeffrey Jeffrey, apparently you managed to strike up his jealousy gene and it worked in my favor. Looks like that means you'll be the one manning the video camera now By the way, you are right, I really was missing out. And he's happy that I just got out of the shower so he didn't have to pick grit out from between his teeth, I'm almost always barefoot and spent yesterday playing in mud every chance I could get since we took the jeep off-roading all day. Soo, you keep right on writing these fantasies because your tastes are very similar to mine, you're just more elequant. Who knows, maybe you'll get your chance yet..... Jen Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #105 September 5, 2004 QuoteJeffrey, apparently you managed to strike up his jealousy gene and it worked in my favor. Looks like that means you'll be the one manning the video camera now By the way, you are right, I really was missing out. And he's happy that I just got out of the shower so he didn't have to pick grit out from between his teeth, I'm almost always barefoot and spent yesterday playing in mud every chance I could get since we took the jeep off-roading all day. Soo, you keep right on writing these fantasies because your tastes are very similar to mine, you're just more elequant. Who knows, maybe you'll get your chance yet..... Jen Sooo, another convert to toe-sucking, huh? My job is done here. ...Unless of course you need me to man one foot while he does the other... So now his turn to be jealous is over, and it's my turn, eh? Ummm, my next fantasy involves a husband who's tied up in a chair in the corner and forced to watch... Well, glad you liked... See? I know what's good! And no one had to tell me -- I was born knowin' this stuff! Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #106 September 5, 2004 Quote But if you want to be dominated, or to dominate, I'm your guy -- I guess I could fairly be called "switch." - You flip-flopper"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #107 September 5, 2004 QuoteQuote But if you want to be dominated, or to dominate, I'm your guy -- I guess I could fairly be called "switch." - You flip-flopper Don't you go making me even *think* about John Kerry's sexuality! --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #108 September 5, 2004 QuoteSooo, another convert to toe-sucking, huh? My job is done here. ...Unless of course you need me to man one foot while he does the other... So now his turn to be jealous is over, and it's my turn, eh? Ummm, my next fantasy involves a husband who's tied up in a chair in the corner and forced to watch... Well, glad you liked... See? I know what's good! And no one had to tell me -- I was born knowin' this stuff! Blue skies, - ---Jeffrey Hmm, two men. I could live with that You were just born knowing this stuff? I'm impressed. My husband claims the same thing, that he was just born being extremely proficient in bed. Guess this means I'm playing two guys against each other if both of you are jealous. What a little whore I am. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #109 September 5, 2004 Quote...when they start screaming out someone else's name........... now THATS kinky Been there experienced that, ..... not kinky ( to me) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #110 September 5, 2004 QuoteYou were just born knowing this stuff? I'm impressed. My husband claims the same thing, that he was just born being extremely proficient in bed. Yep, I'm a natural. QuoteGuess this means I'm playing two guys against each other if both of you are jealous. What a little whore I am. Hey, one man's whore is another man's "sexy mama!" Who says we have to be "against each other" if our common goal is your satisfaction?? Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #111 September 6, 2004 Well, Jeffrey, I just whined and begged and pleaded and even showed boobies as incentive, but my husband just won't let it happen for you to join in, or any guy. *sigh* Guess that fantasy won't happen anywhere but my daydreams then... Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #112 September 6, 2004 that's not kinky... that's heaven Great point! What the hell...is there anything that's really kinky?? I mean after all I haven't found anything kinky...and I've been trying...just ask Snowwhite. Beautiful Landings! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #113 September 7, 2004 K, I really like kinky - but have no imagination... so, would those "naturals" out there please continue w/ this tread There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #114 September 7, 2004 Whips, chains and engine oil.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #115 September 7, 2004 I always have really kinky dreams. I am one of the unlucky people who can't orgasm while dreaming. So, my sex dreams just get kinkier and kinkier trying to get me to actually orgasm. The weird part about my sex dreams is that I'm straight, but all of my really kinky stuff involves women.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #116 September 7, 2004 QuoteI always have really kinky dreams. I am one of the unlucky people who can't orgasm while dreaming. So, my sex dreams just get kinkier and kinkier trying to get me to actually orgasm. The weird part about my sex dreams is that I'm straight, but all of my really kinky stuff involves women. Val, since you aren't a lesbian in real life...you subconcious is making you a lesbian at night......Hey, that is kinda kinky......SO...what happens in your dreams?!?... ~R+R...I'll bet it involves "vibes".......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #117 September 7, 2004 QuoteSO...what happens in your dreams?!? One of them involved me being in a clothing store, and I was having sex with a cute girl who had a penis in the coat aisle (the coats kind of hid us.) No, it wasn't a transvestite or a girl with a strap on. It was a woman with a penis! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #118 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteSO...what happens in your dreams?!? One of them involved me being in a clothing store, and I was having sex with a cute girl who had a penis in the coat aisle (the coats kind of hid us.) No, it wasn't a transvestite or a girl with a strap on. It was a woman with a penis! ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, no matter what, you gotta have some dong...... ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #119 September 7, 2004 QuoteI have a female friend who had a girlfriend that liked to go vegetable shopping. Cucumbers, squash, japanese eggplant. They never actually ate the veggies.... You can eat anything if you cook it long enough... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #120 September 7, 2004 Quoteand I was having sex with a cute girl who had a penis in the coat aisle What a weird place to have a penis.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #121 September 7, 2004 Quote What a weird place to have a penis.... Well, I told you it was kinky! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #122 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteSO...what happens in your dreams?!? One of them involved me being in a clothing store, and I was having sex with a cute girl who had a penis in the coat aisle (the coats kind of hid us.) No, it wasn't a transvestite or a girl with a strap on. It was a woman with a penis! Have you no compassion for kittens???? Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #123 September 7, 2004 > It was a woman with a penis! Don't you have a friend of yours who sells such attachements? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #124 September 7, 2004 Quote> It was a woman with a penis! Don't you have a friend of yours who sells such attachements? Hey! Maybe that's the woman in my dreams! (Just kidding, Aimee! The last girl in my dream was a short blonde.) And, Bill, do you want the Hot Sex when I go to the big-way camp? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
