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I have a female friend who had a girlfriend that liked to go vegetable shopping. Cucumbers, squash, japanese eggplant. They never actually ate the veggies....
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jkwon 0
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Tied to your own bed, face smothered in naked crotch, while she drips blue hot wax from a grocery store religious candle on you all over. I think that's kinky.
And it's hard to beg for the removal of the clothespins when you can't get the twat off your mouth!
Blue skies (and candle wax)
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GOOD LORD!!! That DOES sound fun. Where do you think of this stuff.
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gordy 0
Does she try before she buys?
It only seems kinky the first time.
Stampeding cattle - through the Vatican....
My wife is hotter than your wife.
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QuoteQuoteGood, but let's go for REALY kinkiy on the dial....
Tied to your own bed, face smothered in naked crotch, while she drips blue hot wax from a grocery store religious candle on you all over. I think that's kinky.
And it's hard to beg for the removal of the clothespins when you can't get the twat off your mouth!
Blue skies (and candle wax)
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Amateur.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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Tied to your own bed, face smothered in naked crotch, while she drips blue hot wax from a grocery store religious candle on you all over. I think that's kinky.
And it's hard to beg for the removal of the clothespins when you can't get the twat off your mouth!
Blue skies (and candle wax)
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GOOD LORD!!! That DOES sound fun. Where do you think of this stuff.
Who said it was fiction?
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
QuoteGOOD LORD!!! That DOES sound fun. Where do you think of this stuff.
I just noticed your jump number!! LOL!!
That's kinky!!
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
Okay, a new one. Haven't done this yet but want to.
You and she are out on a large piece of rural property. The weather is beautiful, there are woods and meadows and even a stream with cool, clear water. There's a cozy house, comfortable though small. There's lawn furniture on the back patio.
You get up in the morning, start your day, get dressed, have breakfast. After breakfast, you go outside into the back yard, lead her to the woods, and go for a short, pleasant walk. You order her to stand still while you go about taking off all of her clothes. Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles). You shackle her ankles (the chain on the leg irons is about 18" long, enough to walk okay), and you cuff her hands behind her back, double-locking the cuffs so that they cannot get squeezed tighter (that sucks). And then you start your stopwatch.
You kiss her once passionately on the mouth, and then press on her shoulders so that she takes the cue to kneel. And you take off all of your own clothes, and present yourself for oral pleasure there in the woods by the stream.
You explain to her that she is your slave for the next full 24 hours, during which you will lovingly look after her needs, but she is to do every single thing you order her to do, sexual and otherwise. That means you will bathe her, help her eat, help her relieve herself, and make love to her, sweetly or harshly, as often as you wish, until that time the next morning, and all of it will be with her shackled exactly as she is. Then, the next morning, you will release her from her bonds, make love with her unfettered, and then it will be her turn to use the shackles and stopwatch on you. It's a kink-and-trust game. 24 full hours.
Blue skies,
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You and she are out on a large piece of rural property. The weather is beautiful, there are woods and meadows and even a stream with cool, clear water. There's a cozy house, comfortable though small. There's lawn furniture on the back patio.
You get up in the morning, start your day, get dressed, have breakfast. After breakfast, you go outside into the back yard, lead her to the woods, and go for a short, pleasant walk. You order her to stand still while you go about taking off all of her clothes. Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles). You shackle her ankles (the chain on the leg irons is about 18" long, enough to walk okay), and you cuff her hands behind her back, double-locking the cuffs so that they cannot get squeezed tighter (that sucks). And then you start your stopwatch.
You kiss her once passionately on the mouth, and then press on her shoulders so that she takes the cue to kneel. And you take off all of your own clothes, and present yourself for oral pleasure there in the woods by the stream.
You explain to her that she is your slave for the next full 24 hours, during which you will lovingly look after her needs, but she is to do every single thing you order her to do, sexual and otherwise. That means you will bathe her, help her eat, help her relieve herself, and make love to her, sweetly or harshly, as often as you wish, until that time the next morning, and all of it will be with her shackled exactly as she is. Then, the next morning, you will release her from her bonds, make love with her unfettered, and then it will be her turn to use the shackles and stopwatch on you. It's a kink-and-trust game. 24 full hours.
Blue skies,
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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
Shotgun 1
QuoteI have a female friend who had a girlfriend that liked to go vegetable shopping. Cucumbers, squash, japanese eggplant. They never actually ate the veggies....
That is funny... I have this strange psycho-thing where I am always embarrassed buying cucumbers at the grocery store. The funny thing is that I am not even buying them for any kinky purpose; I just like to eat cucumbers... (AND, I am not typically embarrassed when buying actual kinky stuff ;) ... but, while I'll stand there and inspect all of the other veggies carefully before choosing one, the cucumber I'll just grab quickly and move on because I feel funny standing there inspecting them.
But I made the mistake of telling Rich about this strange little phobia of mine... So now, in the supermarket, he will start picking up cucumbers, saying loudly to me, "Look, honey... this one is big and firm... check out the ridges on this one"... and stuff like that.
I don't take him grocery shopping with me much anymore...
scottbre 0
QuoteOkay, a new one. Haven't done this yet but want to.
*yawn*
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...but would you mind turning the lights out first? I'm kinda shy about this sort of thing...
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