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Puked blood.





Never puked blood. Bile yes......on two seperate occasions. Both in countries other than the US. Once in Korea after downing too much "rot gut" Soju from bars downtown. The other was in Cairo, Egypt after drinking WAY too many local "Stellas." What these two situations had in common? Formaldehyde. [:/] If I hadn't survived at least I would have been well preserved. :D Oh wait......I do remember puking blood once. It was my own......I had swallowed quite a bit of it. Bad day.......[:/]

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What's your embarrassing drunk story?



Allegedly (I don't remember this), I tried to pee in Rich's car. :$ I had been drinking quite a bit and had fallen asleep on the couch. He saw me get up and go to the garage door, so he followed me to see what I was doing. He said I opened the passenger door of his car, pulled down my pants, and sat on the seat :D... at which point he ran over and asked me what I was doing. He said that I then got really annoyed with him for treating me like I didn't know what I was doing, got up and pulled my pants up, walked back in the house and went into the actual bathroom and then peed for a loooong time... then I went back to sleep on the couch.

I have absolutely no recollection of this, and I probably shouldn't be admitting it in public, but that's my best embarrassing drunk story. (Ok, actually there are probably some better ones, but I'll stick to that one for now. :))

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OMFG Keely!!! :D:D:D

Yes, Saturday night, my whole BF's apartment complex had a party. We kept making human pyramids, playing on an Indo-board for hours, taking silly pictures and finished the night by walking down the street and jumping into the ocean.

My embarrassing story is that I was so drunk that I forgot that my Bf and I had some funny, but private (sexual) pictures in my BF's camera. I accidentally showed a male friend some of those...as we were reviewing pics of the human pyramids...:S :|

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I've got a number of them, but one of the funniest was...

I was skiing in Sante Fe with my cousin. We ended up in a bar with these two chicks all of us getting quite drunk. I come back from the bar with a drink for the girl I was with and she asks me to take her and my cousin to her house (I could sleep on the couch) >:(

I said "F@#$ that!" and took off for Albuquerque. After driving for quite some time (did I say I was pretty drunk) I started looking around and couldn't see the lights from Albuquerque. I started wondering if I had taken the wrong way out of Sante Fe[:/] I decided to keep driving until I see a road sign. The next sign I see says "Socorro......10 Miles" :o

For those not familiar with NM, I drove from Sante Fe through Albuquerque, Belen, and Los Lunas without even realizing it.

Anyway, I turned around and got home to Albuquerque about 4am. Well guess who calls at 8am needing a ride from Sante Fe...:ph34r:

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Oh wait I got another one...

I dropped my friend off after a hard nights drinking and headed home about 2am. I'm driving along a suddenly KA-THUMP!!! I look around and there are no other cars around, but I notice I have a flat tire...:( I pull off the highway, into a parking lot, to change the tire.

I take off the flat tire, I destroyed the rim[:/], and I the spare won't come down from the back. I climb under the car to see what the problem is and pass out. I wake up at 5am completely freakin' out to realize I was in a parking lot on main street...:o

Good thing a friendly officer didn't stop to help me...

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And then there's the time we were playing Drink Uno. For every card you had to draw you had to take a shot of JD. That night I crashed at my friends house...

About 4am I wake up to him yelling "Dude what are you doing!"

I opened my eyes and I'm standing in the corner of his room pissing on a pile of dirty clothes... My friend just rolled over and went back to sleep.[:/]

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