Vallerina 2 #1 September 7, 2004 walked right into a steal staircase. The outer part of my left eye is bruised. My nose is scratched and bruised. I knew there was a reason I quit drinking for awhile. If I drink just once a month, I remind myself why I don't do it! What's your embarrassing drunk story?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 7, 2004 QuoteWhat's your embarrassing drunk story? A good friend had just come back after spending 3 months in and around Afghanistan with 3/75 Rangers. He shows up on Friday night to the DZ with a GIANT bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve. Of course...not like he had to say but he did anyway. "We're gonna get DRUUUUNNNNNKKKKK!!!!" Damn did we. I was so bent everyone was trying to kick me out of the hangar. It was also the first night that this cute little South African chick had ever been to the DZ. She was heard the next morning asking "Who was that FREAK that was here last night?" Lyle looked around for a minute.....saw me and said "Ooohhhhhh........you must be talking about Clay." I think she hated me ever after. Then there was the time I sent the DZO to the hospital to get stitches over his eye. The first story was just hilarious.........I felt REALLY bad over the second. Especially when he had a black eye for the next week and half. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #3 September 7, 2004 One drunken night at the drop zone, as my stories normally start out, I got so drunk that I forgot most happenings of the night. Apparently I was trying to climb up a ladder onto this little porch over the freefly room, but succeeded miserably. Somehow or another I got beer poured all over me from someone up top. Next thing I know, I wake up at home. Oh yeah, I live 2.5 hours away!!!! My friend for some reason thought it was time to leave. Ah well, at least I didn't have to endure the long trip home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 September 7, 2004 QuoteIf I drink just once a month, I remind myself why I don't do it! Humm, let's see if this statement holds water. I saw you at SDC during SummerFest, with lots of Hot Sex. Then I saw you at WFFC with a large bottle of something else. What was that again? Don't think there was a month space between the two You are so very cute though, running around offering everyone Hot SexMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 7, 2004 QuoteYou are so very cute though, running around offering everyone Hot Sex She said she would have offered me hot sex but she just didn't agree with me on certain things. Love ya VAL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 September 7, 2004 QuoteShe said she would have offered me hot sex but she just didn't agree with me on certain things. Like what, payment? ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 September 7, 2004 graduation week, i killed a bottle of wild turkey, decided to offroading. we have a mud racetrack behind our house, and behind that is a pretty large quarry, which you can drive around. well, i get a few people inside my truck, and a few more in the bed. Take it around to the racetrack at about 40-50 mph; decide to go around the quarry. For some reason, I don't know why, while I was driving around the quarry, I decided to take a sharp left. For the record, turning aleft at the location where I was would put me in the quarry. Well, the people in the back are about to bail; I see the quarry right in front of me and slam on my brakes. Got it stuck; and I can't go backwards. Got the bright idea that I'll go forward into the quarry and make a U-turn to get out. So I do that and get it even more stuck. Fuck it, I'll come back tomorrow and pull it out. Next day I come back and I'm checking out the situation. I realize there is about a six foot drop into the quarry, and when I tried to make my U-turn, my tire was about a half inch from going over that drop. I realized how close I was to submerging it right then. Although fun, that ended my days of drinking bottles of whiskey and going offroading. Actually, that ended my days of drinking and driving. But it's a funny story when I think about it.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 7, 2004 QuoteLike what, payment? Yeah.....I even offered to give her a break on my "High Roller" rate of $1. I was willing to go down to .50C but she still wasn't going for it. She wanted to cuddle afterwards and I told her that cuddling after sex is REALLY nice but it'll cost $100 extra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #9 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteLike what, payment? Yeah.....I even offered to give her a break on my "High Roller" rate of $1. I was willing to go down to .50C but she still wasn't going for it. She wanted to cuddle afterwards and I told her that cuddling after sex is REALLY nice but it'll cost $100 extra. Now THAT'S my manwhore!!!!!!!!!!!! Next time...be more convincing...! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 7, 2004 QuoteNow THAT'S my manwhore!!!!! I suddenly feel strangely aroused........... I love it when you talk dirty to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 September 7, 2004 QuoteShe wanted to cuddle afterwards Clay, you know I'd never want to cuddle with you!!! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #12 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteNow THAT'S my manwhore!!!!! I suddenly feel strangely aroused........... I love it when you talk dirty to me. HEY! If you say that one more time, I'm gonna get Olga's 400 lb. ass to squash you...so be careful......I'll make sure she tweaks your nipples...... ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 September 7, 2004 Quote...I'll make sure she tweaks your nipples... Well.............at least there is something to look forward to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuote...I'll make sure she tweaks your nipples... Well.............at least there is something to look forward to. Even when I torture...I like to have a little fun...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 September 7, 2004 You drink? OMG! I, on the other hand, have never done anything dumb when drinking and/or drunk. Well, if it isn't on video, it didn't happen.... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 September 7, 2004 Way too many to mention but if I'm really drunk I can usually remember almost everything because my brain "replays" everything the next day when I'm hungover and sleeping. It's not quite a dream though it has the same look, it's more like my eyes telling my brain "I've got this footage from last night but you weren't there. I'll play it for you now." Does anyone else do this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 September 7, 2004 QuoteEven when I torture...I like to have a little fun... MMmmm.........I like the naughty ones...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #18 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteEven when I torture...I like to have a little fun... MMmmm.........I like the naughty ones...... Then go out and find one who will pay you damnit!!!!!!!! ~R+R...I need some change for my upcoming trip...you know...tolls and stuff......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #19 September 7, 2004 QuoteWay too many to mention but if I'm really drunk I can usually remember almost everything because my brain "replays" everything the next day when I'm hungover and sleeping. It's not quite a dream though it has the same look, it's more like my eyes telling my brain "I've got this footage from last night but you weren't there. I'll play it for you now." Does anyone else do this? I wish LOL! The last time I got drunk (WFFC) I dont remember anything after someone handed me my 3rd drink.I had to get the details second hand from other people who were around that night.Apparently I drank ALOT and became really silly but still managed to drive myself back to my own tent (which I couldnt find by myself on a previous night lol).I woke up fully clothed and 1/2 under my air mattress w/no recollection of any of it.Proof that Redbull and Vodka and evil! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 September 7, 2004 QuoteI woke up fully clothed and 1/2 under my air mattress w/no recollection of any of it. You couldn't have been that bad off.....I mean.....you got all your clothes back on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 September 7, 2004 QuoteI wish LOL! It's not necessarilly a good thing. Although if I ever have question of how drunk I was, Having a "replay dream" just confirms it and I can adjust my days activities appropriately. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #22 September 7, 2004 QuoteYou couldn't have been that bad off.....I mean.....you got all your clothes back on. LMAO! no I'm pretty sure they never came off, otherwise I probably woulda been wearing something backward/wrong side out. But I did wake up wearing Mardi Gras beads and I definitely dont remember getting those. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #23 September 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou couldn't have been that bad off.....I mean.....you got all your clothes back on. LMAO! no I'm pretty sure they never came off, otherwise I probably woulda been wearing something backward/wrong side out. But I did wake up wearing Mardi Gras beads and I definitely dont remember getting those. Robyn's Infamous Amaretto Sour Recipe: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Amaretto Sour mix... 7-up...(NO SPRITE!!!!) Ice Mix at will...... Hey Amber...I remembered my Amaretto Sour recipe...... ~R+R...Cheers! and Enjoy!...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #24 September 7, 2004 I got drunk enough to tell the neighbors what I really thought of them.(3 beers+empty stomach=maybe not "drunk") ...they made the mistake of being blant achoholics that screw friends and neighbors andd brag about it. +barking dogs run rampant._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #25 September 7, 2004 QuoteRobyn's Infamous Amaretto Sour Recipe: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Amaretto Sour mix... 7-up...(NO SPRITE!!!!) Ice Mix at will...... Hey Amber...I remembered my Amaretto Sour recipe...... ~R+R...Cheers! and Enjoy!... YAY!! Its about damn time.You must have been really gone.It only took you what...4-5 weeks to remember it? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
