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Packer Shack ! A funny spoof on Caddy Shack.
"Hey, We're all gonna get LAID !"
"Hey, We're all gonna get LAID !"
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QuoteMy fav is the Jesus one. He'd be a freeflyer, of course. Long hair, tie dyed rig, cool look jumpsuit, traveling from DZ to DZ using his powers to look into the future and prevent people from burning in.
I wrote this when I was about 19. It seems appropriate here.
I had this dream. I dreamt I died and went to Heaven, and Heaven was
one, big (slightly more wholesome version of a) DZ...with all my
friends and loved ones there....We never had to pack or wait on a
load....because there were like two billion angels there who needed the
packing credit,...and there were no airplanes....Everybody just BASEd
from the pearly gates....The best part was that you didn't have to
deploy until you felt like it....We'd Turn six or seven hundred points on
a three thousand way....Nobody ever missed their slot....Sometimes
we'd have matches with the Flying Devils -- Hell's comp team, but we
always won because they're primarily freeflyers....Deployment was a
snap,...everyone just dumped in formation,...but there was never a
malfunction or collision....Canopy flight was great, too....It was always
zero winds....Everybody hook turned, but it was cool because we were
all dead, anyway....Everybody was D-licensed and pro-rated, and we'd
all make daily demos into the main worship area...and get killer swoops
along the streets of gold....Occasionaly we'd do water jumps, and Jesus
would always do that one trick all the girls liked where he'd stand it
up....And, you know what else is funny....Turns out Jesus is a major
sky God....Real front riser freak, too....And sometimes, after a good
day of jumping, Jesus would turn all the water into wine, and we'd just
party for like six or seven hundred years....But, nobody ever got a
hangover....It's a beautiful dream, isn't it?....Not really much of an ad
for Cypress, but it kind of makes you feel all warm inside....like there's
a purpose to life, after all....
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
jesus.
you can't go wrong with the son of god.
i mean heck, he's already a vampire hunter (in the hit movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, go rent it!!!)
so he might as well be a miracle working vampire killing skydiver!!!
you can't go wrong with the son of god.
i mean heck, he's already a vampire hunter (in the hit movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, go rent it!!!)
so he might as well be a miracle working vampire killing skydiver!!!
Wow, NOICE dream!!!

Douva that is stinkin awesome!!!!
Ahh, what a wonderful world.
Ahh, what a wonderful world.
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ROFLMAO!!!!
Don
Here's to friends!
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