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Vallerina

Why does everything have to happen on one day?

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He is asking you out Val. I thought he was to shy to ask on a public forum. Wow, he must really like you!!


:$ Should I flirt back? Should I play hard to get? Should I unleash my femi-nazi bitchiness on him and tell him that I don't need a man to tell me when concerts are?



Why does this feel like Let's Make a Deal?

Val: I just can't decide. What should I do?
Monty: You can keep what's in your hands, go for curtain number 3, or take the box...
Audience: The curtain!!! The Box!!!
Val: Uhhhhh

Wait, wait, strike that. Val can't take the box. She's way too cool a chick to lose to the other team. :)except in her dreams
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I had a week like that and it is still trickling away.
It started with my Grandma dying last week. Then Friday I did a Fire show and burnt the hell out of myself, I got a sty in myeye from crying so much, then at the DZ my tooth fell out (I had a temporary crown and it fell off and there is no tooth, only root) then I had my first cutawy and threw my handles, but my dear BF, Brains, found one of my handles. oh wait I forgot out the big welt on my face that my chin strap left from being loose on a jump. So because of my tooth I had to have an emergency root canal on Monday.

But things are clearing up I am healed up pretty much from the bodily injuries. I got my permanent crown on my tooth. But then sent the wrong size reserve handle so I can't jump this weekend. >:(
"Well behaved women rarely make history"

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One can only imagine what your waxer forgets to give you after you had a Brazilian wax!



hee hee...it will now remain a mystery!!!

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do I always get the SHORT end of the stick??!!!


Well, I could introduce you to some guys that I've heard about....



um...if they are short...no thanks, it is after all...all about me!!!:)

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Next weekend for sure then!!! I need some good vibes in the AIR!!!!



See, you always think that we can ALL work in your schedule... Ha, what about me? what about my needs? What about AIMEE??!!! um...yeah, gotta go to springfield, then back to wisconsing to a sappy event, then to a pig roast....hey wait, Sunday I am freeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!!

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