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What bet? Like who would receive a wake up call this morning? >:(




Hell no...I have to detail a certain someone's car who I will be seeing in a week...wearing only a white t-shirt or tank top without a bra...:S...I'm a dork...I keep losing these easy bets...

...>:(...And I only seem to lose to this certain person...WTF is up with that?!??!>:(...


~R+R:)...I'll bet he had a fuckin' egg timer by his head!!!!!!!!!!>:(
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I have to detail a certain someone's car who I will be seeing in a week...wearing only a white t-shirt or tank top without a bra...



No pants? :o




LoL...we didn't discuss that...maybe I should wear iron undies...see how he likes that...teehee...B|:DB|...


~R+R:)...I'm tempted to wear a black belt and kick his ass...;):P...
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I have to detail a certain someone's car who I will be seeing in a week...wearing only a white t-shirt or tank top without a bra...



No pants? :o




LoL...we didn't discuss that...maybe I should wear iron undies...see how he likes that...teehee...B|:DB|...


~R+R:)...I'm tempted to wear a black belt and kick his ass...;):P...



Naw Gramma type cottons - and a girdle
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Gramma type cottons - and a girdle



Please tell me thats not what gets you off...:o:P




ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

That would be a kind of kink I wouldn't want to delve into...!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o:D:o


~R+R:)...:D...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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I keep losing these easy bets...
...>:(...And I only seem to lose to this certain person...WTF is up with that?!??!>:(



Oh be honest, you wanted to lose. It's like if I bet you dinner that Burt Reynolds was cast for Star Wars. Whatever your answer. I win. It's a dating loophole (Seinfeld)
Ivan: Keep quiet... ;)
edited to add:
RR: Your'e not into lunchlady kink? :$ Hoagies and grinders Hoagies and grinders. Navy Beans Navy beans.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Only if you bring me money WHORE!!!!!!!!!




Oh god..........my nipples are hard again. :D




You are sooo weird...:ph34r:...I'm still gonna have to find a Russian woman with a 400lb ass to whip you into shape...:D...

Now THAT would be a good show!!!!!!!!!!B|


~R+R:P...
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Only if you bring me money WHORE!!!!!!!!!




Oh god..........my nipples are hard again. :D



Please, don't EVER say that out loud again.:|

:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you a dumbass?
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Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
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Are you saying you are a dumbass



Is everyone here a dumbass?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Are you a dumbass?
-------------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
-------------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass



Is everyone here a dumbass?



nope. Not EVERYONE.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you a dumbass?
-------------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
-------------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass



Is everyone here a dumbass?



nope. Not EVERYONE.





Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch...B|...


~R+R:)...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Are you a dumbass?
----------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
--------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass
--------------------------------------------
Is everyone here a dumbass?
---------------------------------------------
nope. Not EVERYONE.
-----------------------------------------------
Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch...



I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Are you a dumbass?
----------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
--------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass
--------------------------------------------
Is everyone here a dumbass?
---------------------------------------------
nope. Not EVERYONE.
-----------------------------------------------
Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch...



I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass.




But that's the best kind...!:ph34r:


~R+R:)...I can be a smartass, only when I am not being a dumbass...:D...Which is only half the time...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Are you a dumbass?
----------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
--------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass
--------------------------------------------
Is everyone here a dumbass?
---------------------------------------------
nope. Not EVERYONE.
-----------------------------------------------
Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch..
----------------------------------------------------
I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass.
-----------------------------------------------------
But that's the best kind...!


~R+R...I can be a smartass, only when I am not being a dumbass......Which is only half the time...



All this talk of ass makes me horny.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Are you a dumbass?
----------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
--------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass
--------------------------------------------
Is everyone here a dumbass?
---------------------------------------------
nope. Not EVERYONE.
-----------------------------------------------
Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch..
----------------------------------------------------
I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass.
-----------------------------------------------------
But that's the best kind...!


~R+R...I can be a smartass, only when I am not being a dumbass......Which is only half the time...



All this talk of ass makes me horny.




No kidding...and that thread about "Who do you want to make out with?"...

Where is the option for buck like funnies?!?!:P

~R+R:)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Are you a dumbass?
----------------------------------------------
Really, Sunny, do you have to ask?
--------------------------------------------
Are you saying you are a dumbass
--------------------------------------------
Is everyone here a dumbass?
---------------------------------------------
nope. Not EVERYONE.
-----------------------------------------------
Well, I'm not a dumbass...I'm just a kinky bitch..
----------------------------------------------------
I'm the opposite of a dumbass. I'm a smartass.
-----------------------------------------------------
But that's the best kind...!


~R+R...I can be a smartass, only when I am not being a dumbass......Which is only half the time...



All this talk of ass makes me horny.




No kidding...and that thread about "Who do you want to make out with?"...

Where is the option for buck like funnies?!?!:P

~R+R:)



On the other side of the window - DUH!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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