SkydiveNFlorida 0 #1 September 10, 2004 Is it really that bad?? I'm curious. I hear more and more jokes from people about how sex disappears after marriage. My boyfriend has friends that only get blowjobs on special occassions (anniversary or something). I wonder if all this happens after you marry, or after kids, or what! Not that i'm getting married anytime soon, just curious:) thx! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 September 10, 2004 i dunno but then again i never want to get married. i'm scared of commitment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 September 10, 2004 I got married. I had no idea what I was missing. There sure are rough spots, but I would simply not have it any other way. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #4 September 10, 2004 QuoteI got married. I had no idea what I was missing. There sure are rough spots, but I would simply not have it any other way. How long have you been married? Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 September 10, 2004 Well, hopefully you'll still get blowjobs after you get married Angela. (sorry, that's what I thought of when I read your post)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 September 10, 2004 QuoteWell, hopefully you'll still get blowjobs after you get married Angela. (sorry, that's what I thought of when I read your post) Great. Now, I'm wondering if you will, too. WTH? I'd better leave this thread alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 September 10, 2004 "What ? No Blow jobs ? Sorry, The wedding is off !"A great excuse for not getting married. ha ha edit : was talking to Angela, but this may apply to you as well Dave . Ha just kidding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 September 10, 2004 Quote Great. Now, I'm wondering if you will, too. WTH? Who knows, I'll show my fiance this thread when she gets home from work, she'll get a kick out of it. My joke was in response to Angela's original post sounding like she was worried she wasn't going to get any blowjobs once she was married. Since she's obviously not a guy, I thought it was funny. Bare with me here, I never claimed to have the best sense of humor, but I like it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #9 September 10, 2004 Marriage is not about sex. Having said that .....I have the best sex since being married.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 September 10, 2004 As long as Dave gets a blow job from showing his fiancethis thread. That's all that matters.Trying for ya bud. Sure you want to get married ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 September 10, 2004 QuoteSure you want to get married ? Damn straight I do! Are you kidding, I finally find a girl that falls in deeply inlove as I do with her, she's been living with me since December AND she still likes me... I'm not giving that up, lightening only strikes once man.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #12 September 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteSure you want to get married ? Damn straight I do! Are you kidding, I finally find a girl that falls in deeply inlove as I do with her, she's been living with me since December AND she still likes me... I'm not giving that up, lightening only strikes once man. Well, it took me a year and a half to hate my ex-fiancee after we started living together. Just thought i'd throw that out there Angela. ps... i'm not worried about the blowjobs, i'll get mines hehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 September 10, 2004 Dave's getting a blow job . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 September 10, 2004 Thanks for the confidence. Me? Why worry.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #15 September 10, 2004 QuoteThanks for the confidence. Me? Why worry. Hey, no problem Dave, will you report back after a year of marriage to let us know if the blowjobs and sex have ceased? -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 September 10, 2004 Quote Marriage is not about sex. Bzzzzzt! WRONG! The three legs of a successful marriage are Sex, Money, and Housekeeping. Lack of any of those (money meaning contributing to the maintenance of the household) is a dealbreaker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 September 10, 2004 QuoteSex, Money, and Housekeeping Sex? Well, recent childbirth hasn't put mine on the rocks. Money - Touche Housekeeping? No, not too bg of a deal. Balancing work and family? Yeah, that could do it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #18 September 10, 2004 Sometimes its real bad. Sex is not this issue with our marriage. Actuallly the only thing that may be keeping us together is our sex life. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 September 10, 2004 Dave, now I'm going to pick on you. One thing I have noticed when ever you talk about Morgan, you say, my fiance. She dose have a name you know, and I'm sure most of us that know you, know Morgan. So damn it, start saying Morgan.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #20 September 10, 2004 Give him a break. He is proud of it. He actual takes offense when someone calls Morgan is girlfriend. I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #21 September 10, 2004 Almost 12 year, 2 kids, and I woulnd't change a thing. Well other than maybe winning the lottery, but hey... I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #22 September 10, 2004 QuoteGive him a break. He is proud of it. He actual takes offense when someone calls Morgan is girlfriend. What does he say to them? "She's my fiance." Dave should be proud to have such a nice gal like Morgan, in his life.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #23 September 10, 2004 Maybe you all have heard this one. Someone once told me you should put a penny in a jar every time you have sex before you get married & see how long it takes to fill the jar. Once married you remove a penny from the jar each time you have sex until it is empty. Which one took longer???? DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 September 10, 2004 QuoteAlmost 12 year, 2 kids, and I woulnd't change a thing. Well other than maybe winning the lottery, but hey... LOL, but what would Queen B change????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #25 September 10, 2004 QuoteI got married. I had no idea what I was missing. There sure are rough spots, but I would simply not have it any other way. Same here, we were together 14 years before we got mairried and for some reason it just got better after we were married, 2 years later (16 in total) it's still improving My life rocks & so does my WifeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
