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Remster 30
[shakes head] Blondes.......
Remster
Quote(I was just kidding about Kennedy. I don't even know the guy)
Thank goodness. I do know him, and all this talk of women wanting to make out with him was starting to gross me out (and confuse the heck out of me!)
(good thing we moved like 1000 miles from each other or i'd be about to get my ass kicked i think
Dave
Quote[shakes head] Blondes.......
Cause I'm a blond B..l...i...n...g
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me!
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
Bolas 5
Yup. had nothing to do with the large quantities of cheap beer I drank and the sleep I didn't get.
Oh well, it's all good. I did get some compliments on my tongue.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
QuoteI did get some compliments on my tongue.
Man...it's been way too long since I've gotten compliments about my tongue. Boo!
All this talk about making out is making me horny! I like making out!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
JRock 0
Ok.. Julie Brown....
What ever happened to her?
What ever happened to her?
Bolas 5
Me too
I like making out as well.
As for the horny, Well I'm still at work and it's just a little obvious if a guy is, so we have to try harder...
I like making out as well.
As for the horny, Well I'm still at work and it's just a little obvious if a guy is, so we have to try harder...
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
Bolas 5
QuoteCause I'm a blond B..l...i...n...g
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me!
I was usually drunk at Rantoul when I saw you but aren't you brunette? Is that artificial intelligence?
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
flyhi 24
QuoteThe cute guy on the new Apprentice.. cant remember his name, but I already know he is smart...
The Donald.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
QuoteQuoteCause I'm a blond B..l...i...n...g
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me!
I was usually drunk at Rantoul when I saw you but aren't you brunette? Is that artificial intelligence?
I'm a brunette but that's from one of my favorite songs ever!
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-G
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
fugazzi 0
Slappie 9
I'm really upset my name hasn't come up yet. That's ok though I don't have a very good tongue and I can't kiss very well.
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
QuoteI'm really upset my name hasn't come up yet. That's ok though I don't have a very good tongue and I can't kiss very well.
In that case, we will refer you to Sunshine so she can teach you how to kiss.
JRock 0
I wouldn't be advertising that.
Slappie 9
It's a ploy.. The ladies will all want to teach me now. Kinda like when they see a cute gay man, they wanna try and turn him straight.QuoteI wouldn't be advertising that.
Since I admit I can't kiss very well, they'll be flocking to teach me how 
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
QuoteIt's a ploy.. The ladies will all want to teach me now. Kinda like when they see a cute gay man, they wanna try and turn him straight.QuoteI wouldn't be advertising that.
So, how is the "cute gay man" ploy working? Any female offers?
Try wearing skysurfer pants, I hear that drives them crazy. 
Slappie 9
Ok GDI not that there is anything wrong with being a "cute gay man" I however, am not a "cute gay man"
THANK YOU!
edit to add I'm not gay in anyway possible.. I'm not even a happy person... damn I hate when my words get taken outa context ![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
THANK YOU!
edit to add I'm not gay in anyway possible.. I'm not even a happy person...
damn I hate when my words get taken outa context "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
gjhdiver 0
QuoteRight now... GirlFallDown is on the top of my list!
My right hand.
After all, it's sex with someone I love, and I don't have to talk about our relationship afterwards.
I wanna make out with Morgan.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
-Think I'm gonna need that chapstick thread for tips tonight...
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
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