2fat2fly 0 #1 September 9, 2004 That's right, I'm doing my part. Today I am celebrating my final day of fertility. After tomorrow morning if you should happen to meet me, at least you can have the comfort of knowing that there won't be any more. The only thing that concerns me is the whole "shaving the surgical area" bit. My wife's been walking around for the last three days with a straight razor and a gleam in her pretty, brown eyesI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 9, 2004 Pussy!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 September 9, 2004 Good luck to you man! And remember, DVM on the sign does NOT mean Doctor of Vasectomy Medicine Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 September 9, 2004 Did they give you that "Oh...it won't hurt a bit" line? Bring on the ice bags. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 September 9, 2004 QuoteDid they give you that "Oh...it won't hurt a bit" line? Bring on the ice bags. Heard that line, and the "You may smell a little burning" Bummer is that I wanted to do it on a Monday so that I'd only lose one weekend of jumping. I think that this will ground me for the next 2 weekends and we don't have that many good weekends left before winterI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 September 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteDid they give you that "Oh...it won't hurt a bit" line? Bring on the ice bags. Heard that line, and the "You may smell a little burning" Bummer is that I wanted to do it on a Monday so that I'd only lose one weekend of jumping. I think that this will ground me for the next 2 weekends and we don't have that many good weekends left before winter Dude I had it done last Friday, did you get the loacal or general. I got the local, and that HURT but not for longWhen I got there the assisting surfeon had not been introduced so I said "Who are you?" He Said I'm assisting so I says, well if you're gunna play with my Genitals, I want to know your name first He cracked up, and it went well from there onI'm still a tad tender down there though, esspecially, when I ride my Guzzi, with crappy old suspenssionYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 September 11, 2004 Did the general-that's the way to go-doze off and wake up sterile. Now I'm trying to survive the ice packs....that just ain't rightI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
