Blonde jokes...

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AUTO REPAIR ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; a blonde pushes a BWM into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it just died. After he works on the car for a few
minutes, its is running smoothly. She says " What's the
story ?" The mechanic replies " Just crap in the
carburetor" She asks " How often should I do that ?"

SPEEDING TICKET ;;;;;;; A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
asks to see her license. She replies in a huff " I wish you
guys would get your act together. Yesterday you take away
my license and today you expect me to show it to you."

RIVER WALK ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; A blonde went out for a walk. She comes to a
river and sees another blond on the opposite bank. "Yoo Hoo"
she yells, "How do I get to the other side ?". The second
blond looks up and down the river bank and shouts back ,
"You ARE on the other side."

IN A VACUUM ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; A blonde was playing a game of Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science and Nature. Her question was " If u are in a vacuum
and someone calls your name, can you hear it ?". She
thought for awhile and then asked "Is it on or off ?"

FINAL EXAM ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; The Blonde reported for her high school final
exam that consists of questions with yes and No answers. She
sits down in the exam room. She stares at the questions for
5 minutes and then in a fit of inspiration, talkes out her purse,
removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer
sheet, Yes for heads and No for tails.. Within a half hour she is
done, where as the rest of the class is still working on the test
Finally during the final few minutes, she is seen desperately
throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderating
teacher, facisinated by all this, asks the Blonde what she is
doing. The Blonde answered " Well I finished the exam in a
half hour and now I am rechecking my answers?

BLONDE ON THE SUN ;;;;;;;;; A Russian, An American and a Blonde were
talking one day. The Russian said "We were the first in
space!"
The American says " We were the first on the moon !"
The Blonde says "So what ? We are going to be the first on
the Sun.
Both the Russian and the American scratch their heads and
say "You Cant land on the sun, its too hot. You will burn
Up". The blonde looks at them both and says " We are not
stupid. We are going at night !"

THE BEST DUMB BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR, SO FAR

****************** A man was in his front yard mowing his grass when his
blonde next door neighbor came running out of the house
and went straight to the mail box. She opened it and then
shut it and stormed back into her house. A few minutes
later she came out again and again ran to the mail box. opened
it and finding nothing, again stormed back in the house.
A third time this happened and the neighbor, now totally
puzzled by her actions, stops her before she can re-enter her
house. He asks her " Is something wrong ?". She looks dead
at him and replies

********** ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ?? ***********************************

"There certainly is. My stupid computer keeps telling me
"You have mail !"