flyangel2 2 #1 September 14, 2004 Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (Renee) 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (Jen) 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. (Mouth) 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. (April) 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. (Lisa) 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. (Clint) 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (Kris and Bo) 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (Jake)May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 September 14, 2004 QuoteAre you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (Renee) 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (Jen) 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. (Lisa) 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. (April) 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. (Lisa) 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. (Clint) 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (Kris and Bo) 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (Jake) Awwe - That is the nices thing anyone has ever said to me.No, REALLY, it is.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 September 14, 2004 UM, which Lisa do you refer to? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 September 14, 2004 Quote3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. (Lisa) QuoteUM, which Lisa do you refer to? Well I was thinking of you, but Bytch would work there too.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #5 September 14, 2004 So I'm #3 and she is #5. I was wondering what I was whining about? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 September 14, 2004 QuoteSo I'm #3 and she is #5. I was wondering what I was whining about? I would never say that Bytch is a whinner, but........ And I would never say that you don't get enough, but.........May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 September 14, 2004 OHMIGOD im peeing in my pants!!!! Love you Mar! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #8 September 14, 2004 Quote2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (Jen) Won't be too hard if you just do that tounge/ear thing btw. I'll have some great pictures from Perris/Atlanta in your mailbox for when you get home JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #9 September 14, 2004 I haven't left yet. What address did you send to? And for that thing that's lodge making you choke, did I take care of it?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 September 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo I'm #3 and she is #5. I was wondering what I was whining about? I would never say that Bytch is a whinner, but........ And I would never say that you don't get enough, but......... UM, define enough? Should it just say some? Oh, heck I give up. You have fun in Perris. Walk up to Dan in manifest and yell "whatever" and tell him it is from me. Give Dom, JP, Kate, Tony, DanBC, LTDiver, Hipgnosis, Conway, Mike M, and Chris the packer a hug for me. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 September 14, 2004 That's one of the best poems I've read in a long time, Mar! I especially like this line: QuoteWhen you are confused - I will use little words. (Probably because I am so often confused.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
