ACMESkydiver 0 #1 September 14, 2004 I must conduct job search activities at least thrice per week...so without further ado, here goes: Position applied for: Skydiving Instructor/DZM Location: Any Desired salary: $100,000 annually plus retention bonus Qualifications: USPA License rating: A Coach's rating: None. S/L rating: None. AFF rating: None. Tandem rating: None. Rigger's cert.: None. Pilot license: None. Load Organizing experience: None. Canopy Course experience: None. Freefly experience: None. BASE experience: None. Freestyle experience: None. Skysurf experience: None. Still photography/videography experience: None. DZ operations experience: None. Manifest experience: None. Aviation mechanics cert.: None. Other: I like to run things my way, in my own time. First load of the day will commence when I wake up and make it out to the DZ (For which you will need to provide transportation...no wayyy I'm drivin' with a hangover, dude!!) I do not work Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays. Those are my 'personal days'. I will require full medical and dental benefits, as I am constantly sick and/or injured. I will require a company car for those days in which I am sober enough to drive myself. I will require a company paid cell phone to communicate with my spouse/buddies frequently throughout the day. I will require an expense account and charge card to perform 'research' activities at various boogies year 'round to further your drop zone's business. I will require the keys to the beer cooler. *If interested in scheduling an interview, please call me on my cell phone, the number to which I have forgotten. Dizzie.com has what, about 45,000 registered users? So who wants to hire me so I can be a good little citizen that is 'gainfully employed'??? I guess my work here is done...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #2 September 14, 2004 QuoteI must conduct job search activities at least thrice per week...so without further ado, here goes: Position applied for: Skydiving Instructor/DZM Actually, you seem somewhat overqualified to be a DZO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 September 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI must conduct job search activities at least thrice per week...so without further ado, here goes: Position applied for: Skydiving Instructor/DZM Actually, you seem somewhat overqualified to be a DZO. YIKES!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #4 September 14, 2004 Thank you for your interest. Upon careful consideration, we have chosen another applicant for the position. In the future, I recommend you being more critical with your priorities and requests. You forgot to require a computer with a connection of at least T1 speeds so you can frequently post whore. Todd I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 September 14, 2004 QuoteThank you for your interest. Upon careful consideration, we have chosen another applicant for the position. In the future, I recommend you being more critical with your priorities and requests. You forgot to require a computer with a connection of at least T1 speeds so you can frequently post whore. Todd D'oh!!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #6 September 14, 2004 QuoteI must conduct job search activities at least thrice per week...so without further ado, here goes: Position applied for: Skydiving Instructor/DZM Location: Any Desired salary: $100,000 annually plus retention bonus Qualifications: USPA License rating: A Coach's rating: None. S/L rating: None. AFF rating: None. Tandem rating: None. Rigger's cert.: None. Pilot license: None. Load Organizing experience: None. Canopy Course experience: None. Freefly experience: None. BASE experience: None. Freestyle experience: None. Skysurf experience: None. Still photography/videography experience: None. DZ operations experience: None. Manifest experience: None. Aviation mechanics cert.: None. Other: I like to run things my way, in my own time. First load of the day will commence when I wake up and make it out to the DZ (For which you will need to provide transportation...no wayyy I'm drivin' with a hangover, dude!!) I do not work Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays. Those are my 'personal days'. I will require full medical and dental benefits, as I am constantly sick and/or injured. I will require a company car for those days in which I am sober enough to drive myself. I will require a company paid cell phone to communicate with my spouse/buddies frequently throughout the day. I will require an expense account and charge card to perform 'research' activities at various boogies year 'round to further your drop zone's business. I will require the keys to the beer cooler. *If interested in scheduling an interview, please call me on my cell phone, the number to which I have forgotten. Dizzie.com has what, about 45,000 registered users? So who wants to hire me so I can be a good little citizen that is 'gainfully employed'??? I guess my work here is done... Your qualifications look great to me. When can you start? Ahh shucks, thats right, you have a husband. I am sorry, that position has been filled. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #7 September 14, 2004 Have you thought about government work? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 September 14, 2004 QuoteHave you thought about government work? YES!!! I am completely worthless and lacking in any conceivable talent...the government is the place for me!!! hi ho, hi ho...it's off to work I go!! Oh, but wait... ...I already did that. I don't think they'd let me back in! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #9 September 14, 2004 hmmmm.... Are you bored Jaye?? .. Perhaps you are bored with your life. Lets put in applications for fun times instead. Okay... Jaye is very bored and is now working on her "Hire her for a fun time and not so bored life" application .... Go ahead Jaye... post your new application... what are your fun qualifications? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 September 14, 2004 Quotehmmmm.... Are you bored Jaye?? .. Perhaps you are bored with your life. Lets put in applications for fun times instead. Okay... Jaye is very bored and is now working on her "Hire her for a fun time and not so bored life" application .... Go ahead Jaye... post your new application... what are your fun qualifications? Hmm...that will take some thinking...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
