AggieDave 6 #1 September 14, 2004 Jessica Simpson has been pegged to be Dasiey Duke in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. That worthless twit Jessica "but I thought it was tuna not chicken" Simpson. Dasiey Duke wasn't a twit, she was clever, getting the boys out of trouble 1/2 of the time. Agggggghhhh! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 September 14, 2004 it so annoying when pop stars think they can act.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morcyk 0 #3 September 14, 2004 Who the hell is Jessica Simpson? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 September 14, 2004 QuoteWho the hell is Jessica Simpson? I envy your innocence.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 September 14, 2004 QuoteJessica Simpson has been pegged to be Dasiey Duke in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. That worthless twit Jessica "but I thought it was tuna not chicken" Simpson. Dasiey Duke wasn't a twit, she was clever, getting the boys out of trouble 1/2 of the time. Agggggghhhh! like dasiey was ever abou ther mind. LOL jess simp is pretty but I dont see what all the fuss is about. but I agree with you dave so many other ppl coulda been chosen. but sex sells not idealsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #6 September 14, 2004 If I was fucking Jessica Simpsons the face would be more . "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 September 14, 2004 I can't stand stupid people...so the "she's hot" factor would wear off really really really fast. That's another reason why Morgan is so badass! She's HOT and she's really damned intelligent. Hell, her degree is a hell of a lot harder then mine too (Civil Engineering).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 September 14, 2004 Anyway, yes, Jessica Simpson is a horrible choice!!! typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #9 September 14, 2004 Don't worry. It'll probably be just like Charlie's Angels the movie => a spoof. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #10 September 14, 2004 QuoteJessica Simpson has been pegged to be Dasiey Duke in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. I've just lost all faith in mankind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #11 September 14, 2004 Yup she is dumb but she is cute. I agree with you on clever women being hotter long term though. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 September 14, 2004 Actually, I don't think it's a bad choice considering she was up against Britney Spears. I bet Jessica's "ditzy" act.. is just that--an act. I guess only the movie will show how well she does though. Isn't Jess from Texas? I think she's funny and beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 September 14, 2004 QuoteI bet Jessica's "ditzy" act.. is just that--an act. I don't think so. I was forced to watch her show on MTV a couple of times...she's 100% a twit. Her husband more often then not is looking at her as if she's a complete moron.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 September 14, 2004 QuoteF***ing Jessica Simpson :( <--mad face by AggieDave I thought you were pissed off that you were fucking her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #15 September 14, 2004 I watched it too because I thought it was funny as hell. A lot of editing goes into that as well. I think it's more of a Goldie Hawn type thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 September 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteF***ing Jessica Simpson :( <--mad face by AggieDave I thought you were pissed off that you were fucking her. That's because Morgan knows where he keeps his guns. It would be a "Short lived" relationship.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #17 September 14, 2004 QuoteYup she is dumb but she is cute. I dunno... She has that permanent dumb look on her face... I find that really annoying....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 September 14, 2004 I like jessica simpson. I think she's cute. Maybe not the most intelligent girl in the world, but she seems nice and good hearted. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #19 September 14, 2004 I think you should have stared in the role you are HOT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #20 September 14, 2004 QuoteJessica Simpson has been pegged to be Dasiey Duke in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. Perhaps we should have a couple of photos of Daisy Duke posted so that we can make a comparison. Preferably one of the ones where she used to bend over in those tight cut off jean shorts and......sh*t there goes another kitten I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #21 September 14, 2004 QuoteDasiey Duke wasn't a twit, she was clever, getting the boys out of trouble 1/2 of the time. Well, we all know Jessica isn't bright at all but at least she won't have to use her wit to get the boys out of trouble. She can just open her enormous pocket book and pay everyone off. Not such a great movie but at least she doesn't have to be cleverTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 September 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI bet Jessica's "ditzy" act.. is just that--an act. I don't think so. I was forced to watch her show on MTV a couple of times...she's 100% a twit. Her husband more often then not is looking at her as if she's a complete moron. Dave, there's a distinct difference between being 100% twit and getting paid for being 100% twit. Those getting paid for being 100% twit.....aren't. She's getting paid. Quite well, in fact.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #23 September 14, 2004 QuoteI think you should have stared in the role you are HOT Me? Well, I'm not an actress, but I guess this could be a good Halloween costume. Although I don't know if I'd have the guts to wear the Daisy Dukes shorts because they are soooo...um...short! Bum cheeks hang out of those, don't they? Seriously, Jessica Simpson is not the right actress for this, imo, because she isn't the brightest bulb. She does seem very, very sweet, though. What other actresses does everyone else like for this role? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #24 September 14, 2004 QuoteWhat other actresses does everyone else like for this role? Tara Reid A country singer whose name eludes me right now -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 September 14, 2004 Faith Hill? Shania Twain (She is at least a Brunette) Shannon Elizabeth would've been good too and she is from Texas.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
