tunaplanet 0 #1 September 14, 2004 Dear Tide, I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags... Thanks again! John Smith Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #2 September 14, 2004 QuoteDear Tide, I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags... Thanks again! John Smith Oh, my God... You have a girlfriend? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #3 September 14, 2004 QuoteYou have a girlfriend? Why, are you asking me out? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #4 September 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou have a girlfriend? Why, are you asking me out? Second time today soda came out of my nose courtesy of this board..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #5 September 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou have a girlfriend? Why, are you asking me out? Second time today soda came out of my nose courtesy of this board... You need to work on your drinking/reading timing, dude. Blue skies -Jeffrey --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 September 15, 2004 QuoteYou have a girlfriend i think from the letter it should be HAD ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #7 September 15, 2004 QuoteSecond time today soda came out of my nose courtesy of this board... And I'm told I have a drink problem... Sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 15, 2004 Is Tide going to put Scott Petersen on the box like Wheaties? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #9 September 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou have a girlfriend? Why, are you asking me out? Second time today soda came out of my nose courtesy of this board... You need to work on your drinking/reading timing, dude. Blue skies -Jeffrey - Actually, I can always use the good laugh..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
