akarunway 1 #26 September 2, 2004 Pirates If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the company, he shall be marooned with one bottle of powder, one bottle of water, one small arm and shot. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #27 September 16, 2004 Bump!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 September 16, 2004 Arrrrrgh! Hand over thy booty, lass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 September 16, 2004 Pirates make me horny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #30 September 16, 2004 QuotePirates make me horny. I need some sunshine in my life Har-har __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 September 16, 2004 Prepare to be boarded lassy. Arrrgggh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 September 16, 2004 QuotePrepare to be boarded lassy. Arrrgggh You make me swoon. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 September 16, 2004 It's gotta be either the accent or the constant references to "being boarded" and "giving up booty"..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #34 September 16, 2004 Arrrrrgggggh, you can't make me, matey. Whoa. where did that come from.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 September 16, 2004 It's the cologne. Aqua Velva is a time-testing pheromone attractant. If you shop at usedcar.salesman.online, you can buy the 2 liter size cheap. Nothing impresses the gals like volume. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 September 16, 2004 It must be easy for pirates to get dates, imagine a personal ad... "Adventurous, tanned, definitely the outdoors person. Love sailing, meeting new people, candelight dinners. Travel is a must, been to many Caribbean vacation hideaways. Self-employed. Always the gentleman." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bch7773 0 #37 September 16, 2004 grrrr I finally watched "pirates of the caribbean" i was so disapointed... not a single good AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH in the entire movie. what a waste of 2 hours of my life. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #38 September 16, 2004 QuoteIt must be easy for pirates to get dates, imagine a personal ad... "Adventurous, tanned, definitely the outdoors person. Love sailing, meeting new people, candelight dinners. Travel is a must, been to many Caribbean vacation hideaways. Self-employed. Always the gentleman." Loves to wear funny hats; looking for a mate who doesnt mind the noise of a wodden peg as we walk along the bridge.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #39 September 16, 2004 I forgot it was this weekend! Dammit! Well I'm ready for talk like a gay pirate. Stupid tongue piercing.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #40 September 16, 2004 QuoteStupid tongue piercing.... It didnt happen if you dont have a pic to show us! Matey! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #41 September 16, 2004 It hurts to stick my tongue out but I'll do it just for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #42 September 16, 2004 I feel special now. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #43 September 16, 2004 ARRG more light on the avaatarrrr i see a backside in need of a flogging... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #44 September 16, 2004 QuoteARRG more light on the avaatarrrr I'm not exactly a great photographer especially when I have to use the timer thingy! With all the talk about belly dancing, I finally had to get an avatar with me doing some! Quotei see a backside in need of a flogging... ,"You're correct that me butt does need t' be spanked. It hasn't been spanked in quite a while, and it's very lonely. All t' doubloons in t' world doesn't replace t' need for me butt t' get spanked. Arrrr"There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cornholio 0 #45 September 18, 2004 ARRRRRRG!! Sorry, just warming up. Carry on. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gremlin 0 #46 September 18, 2004 Is there a prize for the best 'pirate in freefall' photo?I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Clownburner 0 #47 September 18, 2004 Quote"You're correct that me butt does need t' be spanked. It hasn't been spanked in quite a while, and it's very lonely. All t' doubloons in t' world doesn't replace t' need for me butt t' get spanked. Arrrr" Arrr, I'd give ye a bottle o me finest rum from the west indies to stand witness at that thar floggin'. Arrrr.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ginandjuice 0 #48 September 18, 2004 Arrr, me bout to go throw meself off the deck, I hate me job! GinnyThe words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #49 September 18, 2004 QuoteThe pirate speaks,"While you be all bored at work, prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day which be September 19. Make aye that you know t' lin'o, have your booty ready, and know your pirate name!" http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ My personality: The Cap'n My name: Iron Mary Rackham Me ol' personality: The Cap'n Me name, ye fools: Cap'n Iggy Pegleg Arrrr! I be t' captain! FEAR me!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #50 September 18, 2004 from the website: Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates By popular demand ... 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED! ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line: 1. You. Pants Off. Now! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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bch7773 0 #37 September 16, 2004 grrrr I finally watched "pirates of the caribbean" i was so disapointed... not a single good AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH in the entire movie. what a waste of 2 hours of my life. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #38 September 16, 2004 QuoteIt must be easy for pirates to get dates, imagine a personal ad... "Adventurous, tanned, definitely the outdoors person. Love sailing, meeting new people, candelight dinners. Travel is a must, been to many Caribbean vacation hideaways. Self-employed. Always the gentleman." Loves to wear funny hats; looking for a mate who doesnt mind the noise of a wodden peg as we walk along the bridge.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 September 16, 2004 I forgot it was this weekend! Dammit! Well I'm ready for talk like a gay pirate. Stupid tongue piercing.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #40 September 16, 2004 QuoteStupid tongue piercing.... It didnt happen if you dont have a pic to show us! Matey! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #41 September 16, 2004 It hurts to stick my tongue out but I'll do it just for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #42 September 16, 2004 I feel special now. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #43 September 16, 2004 ARRG more light on the avaatarrrr i see a backside in need of a flogging... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #44 September 16, 2004 QuoteARRG more light on the avaatarrrr I'm not exactly a great photographer especially when I have to use the timer thingy! With all the talk about belly dancing, I finally had to get an avatar with me doing some! Quotei see a backside in need of a flogging... ,"You're correct that me butt does need t' be spanked. It hasn't been spanked in quite a while, and it's very lonely. All t' doubloons in t' world doesn't replace t' need for me butt t' get spanked. Arrrr"There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #45 September 18, 2004 ARRRRRRG!! Sorry, just warming up. Carry on. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #46 September 18, 2004 Is there a prize for the best 'pirate in freefall' photo?I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #47 September 18, 2004 Quote"You're correct that me butt does need t' be spanked. It hasn't been spanked in quite a while, and it's very lonely. All t' doubloons in t' world doesn't replace t' need for me butt t' get spanked. Arrrr" Arrr, I'd give ye a bottle o me finest rum from the west indies to stand witness at that thar floggin'. Arrrr.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ginandjuice 0 #48 September 18, 2004 Arrr, me bout to go throw meself off the deck, I hate me job! GinnyThe words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #49 September 18, 2004 QuoteThe pirate speaks,"While you be all bored at work, prepare for Talk Like a Pirate Day which be September 19. Make aye that you know t' lin'o, have your booty ready, and know your pirate name!" http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ My personality: The Cap'n My name: Iron Mary Rackham Me ol' personality: The Cap'n Me name, ye fools: Cap'n Iggy Pegleg Arrrr! I be t' captain! FEAR me!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #50 September 18, 2004 from the website: Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates By popular demand ... 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED! ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line: 1. You. Pants Off. Now! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
