Saturday Funny

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* On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on
Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic
commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws
of
a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing
up
with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly
fired
a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled
the
bleeding, semiconscious John Kerry from the water. Then using autographed
Round Rock Express baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death
and
hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you
my
blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was
some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have
seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," Dick replied. "Millions believe he is in direct contact
with God and has all of God's wisdom."
"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about shark fishing ... how's the bait holding up?"



Chris

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM