Which book to buy???

[jumpergirl 0]

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale.

Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica..ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing

[mnealtx 0]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!


Priceless!!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[kai2k1 0]

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[happythoughts 0]

Maybe the Clinton book could answer a question. We know how many people went down on the Titanic.

[adamjenner 0]

hahaha nice

but save your money and buy a karma surta book