AggieDave 6 #1 September 11, 2003 For those that don't know, Sept. 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrrrrrrr. http://www.talklikeapirate.com Ok, I think its incredibly stupid, but I'm still getting a good laugh out of all of it...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #2 September 11, 2003 Beat ya to it! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=641148;search_string=pirate%27s;#641148There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 September 11, 2003 D'oh! Oh-well, atleast I know about it, right? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 September 11, 2003 I'm just upset you don't read everything I write on here There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 September 11, 2003 Look, just because I stalk you doesn't mean that I still read everything you write... Wait, I think I've said too much...damn. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #6 September 11, 2003 When I was in college, I managed a swimming pool. One of the lifeguards was an avid scuba diver, and he had a rubber boat he dove from. One day, he showed up at work with his boat, a seven foot flagpole duct taped to the bow, flying a big skull and crossbones banner. We popped it in the pool and had Pirate Day. It turned out to be so popular that we had to repeat it every month or two by popular demand. Ahoy mateys!-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 September 11, 2003 I like it when pirates say, "shiver me timbers". There's just something about that phrase that appeals to a woman. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #8 September 11, 2003 Sept 19th is what day? Did you say Face Pirate day(somebody will understand)? Hmmm.... Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #9 September 11, 2003 Arrr.. "Arrrse Ahoy" as BEM would say. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #10 September 11, 2003 OK. shiver me timbers, ye young lassie! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #11 September 19, 2003 Arrrr, it's today matey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 September 19, 2003 Ahooooooooooooooooooyyyy there!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 September 19, 2003 QuoteArrrr, it's today matey Yaya, whatever. I'm still not buying you a Kit Kat!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #14 September 19, 2003 QuoteArrrr, it's today matey arrrrrr A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says "I can't help but notice ye have a steering wheel coming out the zipper of your pants" The pirate says "Aye, it's drivin me nuts!" Another pirate walks into the bar with a peg leg, a hook, and a eye patch. The bartender says "So how'd you get the peg leg?" and the pirate says "I was swept over board, and the sharks took me leg" "So what about the hook? "Arr, lost me hand to a sword while boardin a ship to loot 'er" "and what about the eye?" "A seagull pooped in me eye" ... "Seagull poop made you lose your eye?!" "Well, it was me first day with the hook" Anymore bad pirate jokes?!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #15 September 19, 2003 What's a pirate's favortie place to eat? Arrrrrrrrby's.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 September 19, 2003 QuoteWhat's a pirate's favortie place to eat? Arrrrrrrrby's. Thats just dumb. Long John Silver is the obvious answer. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #17 September 19, 2003 What is a pirate's favorite droid Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaar2D2 _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #18 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat's a pirate's favortie place to eat? Arrrrrrrrby's. Thats just dumb. Long John Silver is the obvious answer. Well that's just stupid... they can't order Barrrrrrrrr-B-Q stuff there.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 19, 2003 QuoteWhat's a pirate's favortie place to eat? Arrrrrrrrby's. ----------------------------------------------------------- Thats just dumb. Long John Silver is the obvious answer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Well that's just stupid... they can't order Barrrrrrrrr-B-Q stuff there. Nerp. But they can order Taarrrrtaarrrr sauce. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 September 19, 2003 Great jokes! I'll tell one: Q: How did Captain Hook die? A: He had jock itch... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #22 September 19, 2003 Q:What kind of socks do pirates wear? A: Arrrrrrrrrrgyle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HRHSkyPrincess 0 #23 September 19, 2003 "My eye, Captain, my eye." (Most people think it's 'aye aye', but 'my eye' explains why pirates have patches over one eye!)***************** Attitude is everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 September 19, 2003 Since i have a pirate fetish, can someone pleeeeze call me and say "damnit wench, get me my ale" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HRHSkyPrincess 0 #25 September 19, 2003 Oh, no, you've done it now...some lunatic (and there are plenty) at our dz will be launching a pirate vessel into the pool...WHO LET THE PIRATES OUT? WHO? WHO?***************** Attitude is everything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
