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TheAnvil

Miracle in Jacksonville

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OK. I think this is somewhat miraculous - and very fortunate.

My friend's son was hit by a car yesterday. Not just hit. Some sonofabitch ran right into him and drug him about 20 yards. My friend rushed out to his son as the car backed up. The driver got out, looked around and drove off. Luckily, someone got the license plate and the a-hole is in jail, hopefully with a large cell mate who finds him quite attractive.

The miracle: my friend's son has NO BROKEN BONES! He's in a body sock because he's so scraped and bruised and has 8 staples in his head, but is going to be OK. The doctor who treated him said it was the damnedest thing he's seen in 24+ years of medicine.

How anyone can be such a callous loser is beyond me. He was probably hammered. Despicable.

Anyway, I thought it miraculous and am really glad the Almighty was looking out for my friend's kid.

:)
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
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Ironically enough, the driver of the car is the second luckiest person after your friend's son! (unless, of course, he is currently being acquainted with the large cell mate mentioned above).

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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