What did you name your first ulcer?

[Vallerina 2]

My coworker is naming his after his boss. What did you name yours?

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[adamjenner 0]

i don't have a ulcer. but if i did i'd name it muffy.

[JRock 0]

I'd tell ya...but it would be considered a personal attack on someone.

[flyangel2 2]

How do you know if you have an ulcer or heartburn?

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[sdctlc 0]

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How do you know if you have an ulcer or heartburn?

I dont know, How can you tell the difference??????


This is a joke..... right????

Scott

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[flyangel2 2]

No, no joke. What is the difference between them?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[kelel01 1]

The doctor tells you "It's an ulcer", or "It's heartburn". At least that's how I'd know.

[JRock 0]

An ulcer I believe is bacteria eating a hole in the lining of you stomach. Heart burn is the acid in your stomach eat the lining in your esophagus.

[RoadRash 0]

Hello Acid, how are you today?



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[Shotgun 1]

Hmm, never occurred to me to name the little bastard...
but the next time it says hello to me (probably soon), I'll try to think of a name.

[flyangel2 2]

Okay, but then where do you feel those acids? In the throat, or the stomach, or in the chest?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[brits17 0]

f*cker

[skydiver30960 0]

"wife"


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[hookitt 1]

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f*cker

hey

[Deuce 1]

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Okay, but then where do you feel those acids? In the throat, or the stomach, or in the chest?

Is this a quiz, or are you really asking?

I had acid reflux (heartburn) and it hurt like hell in the middle of my chest, at the bottom of my esophagus. Sometimes when I'd cough I'd get a bile taste in the back of my throat.

Ulcers are basically sores on the interior of your stomach or intestine that don't heal. Untreated they can eat through to the other side of your stomach or intestine creating a "perforated ulcer". They generally hurt like really bad stomach aches, depending on where they are.

If I had one, I wouldn't name it, cause I'd be working like hell to eliminate it. Easier to eliminate a nameless enemy. "Ulcer" would be good enough for me.

[flyangel2 2]

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Is this a quiz, or are you really asking?

I'm really asking. I think all I have is heartburn

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Deuce 1]

I cut way back on processed carbs and it helped a lot.

Hope you feel better.

[flyangel2 2]

It's off and on. But really not that bad. Doesn't matter what I eat. Heck, I don't eat and I got heartburn.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey