Real letter from a real friend

[bobsled92 0]

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because
you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking
to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

_______________________________
If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/

[akarunway 1]

LOL. Made my day. Sounds like my BEST friend talking

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[skydiver30960 0]

I KNOW i heard it here first, but I can't remember what thread it was from, but one of my favorite sayings goes something like:

"A good friend will get up at 2AM to come and bail you out of jail. A GREAT friend will be sitting next to you in the jailcell saying 'that was fucking AWESOME'!"



Later;

Elvisio "punctuation goes inside or outside the quotes?" Rodriguez

[flyangel2 2]

Quote

I KNOW i heard it here first, but I can't remember what thread it was from,

Here

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey