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Sheenster303

Do not leave your windows open at night!

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I'm back from the doctor! I freaking waited an hour and a half for them to see me and they had it out within 2 minutes. The fucker had wings! It was the ugliest thing I've ever seen! It looked kinda spidery, but not really. I don't care what it was. It is out now!

When the doctor got it out, he had it on the end of his poking thingy and he held in front of my face for me to look at it. I was laying down and he held it like 2 inches from my face for like 30 seconds. I was like Get that thing AWAY from me!!!!

So now my other ear hurts. I have no idea why.
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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A couple I knew used to open the bedroom window at night, and put one of those big, powerfull fans in the window to pull in the outside air.

One nightly they were sleeping peacefully when they were suddenly startled awake by a horrendous racket from the fan as it spewed pieces of chopped bat throughout the room. :(
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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So now my other ear hurts. I have no idea why.



I don't think you want to let skydivers take a stab at that answer. :D



"...let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing." :ph34r:

"...your other ear may ache because of the rapid decompression from the other." :D

"...so the milkshake wouldn't come through the straw, but then a bug was pulled into your ear?" :)

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Me too.. except I couldn't remember the name of the movie. They should change it from Brokedown Palace to Roach Ear.. then I'd remember it.. ugh... [:/]:S



Ya know....I've seen that movie but it was back when it first came out and I don't remember very much of it. What are you guys talking about?

I've had a bat fly around my room before because of the damn open window. That was the scariest thing I've ever experienced! I thought it was an alien bat!

My window is going to be nailed shut! That damn thing is not going to be opened again!
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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Ya know....I've seen that movie but it was back when it first came out and I don't remember very much of it. What are you guys talking about?



2 girls go to Thailand on vacation and some dude puts drugs in their luggage so they get thrown in to prison for 5 years or something like that. While in prison, a roach crawls in one of the girl's ears and she gets real sick.
Its Claire Danes and the girl from Pearl Harbor.
Elizabeth something.. cant remember.

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