Sheenster303 0 #1 September 20, 2004 Do you want to know what happens when you leave your windows open in your room at night and they don't have screens on them? Little tiny insects and bugs fly in and make themselves at home all over your room. Sometimes they might even find shelter in one's ear. Yeah so I spend 4 hours in the Emergency Room last night because some kind of insect buggy thingy decided that my ear should be its new home. It was the most HORRIFIC thing ever!!! I could hear it crawling around inside my ear. I tried to get it out, but it just kept going farther in. So they sprayed lanacane in my ear to kill it and I heard it freaking out as it was dying! It was so gross plus my ear hurt so bad! They could only get a part of it out of my ear, but there is still a piece left in there that they couldn't get to without a specialist. So I have to go to the ear/nose/throat doc tomorrow so they can get it out. The one good thing about all this. They gave me Oxycotin for pain! It helps a lot for my broken leg too. So the moral of this story kids is to make sure you have screens on your windows before you leave them open at night. Plus if you leave your windows open, the aliens will abduct you. And no one wants that.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 September 20, 2004 SHIT that's nasty! good to hear it's dead though that' reminds me of the time i didn't clean out my garbage and 400 fruit flies took over my room. i spent a week killing them all. god...i hate bugs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 September 20, 2004 OHHHH HEEEEEELLL NOOOO!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #4 September 20, 2004 mmm nice..... well... note to self-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #5 September 20, 2004 You've seen Men In Black, right? Where the "bugs" were really aliens...Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl03 0 #6 September 20, 2004 EEEWWWWW I would have Freaked!! Sorry for all the pain Good luck tomorrow.. hope they don't make it hurt More. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ earthbound misfit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #7 September 20, 2004 QuoteYou've seen Men In Black, right? Where the "bugs" were really aliens... OH MY GOD! So I was abducted by an alien bug?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #8 September 20, 2004 I think you got him just in time. I believe the actual abduction was scheduled for tomorrow.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #9 September 20, 2004 omg that's sick...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 September 20, 2004 I'm sorry........but that is funny as hell. I have slept outside, on the ground for years and never even heard of that happening to anyone and here you're inside and it happens. Oxy for a bug in the ear, so what did they give you for the broken leg?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #11 September 20, 2004 In the hospital I had morphine and demerol of course. But I had Loratab at home. That stuff barely worked. The Oxycotin would have been great then!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 September 20, 2004 ICK!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #13 September 20, 2004 That is so freaky, I can't even imagine what it would be like. It must have been like living a nightmare. I'm freaking out just thinking about it. J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #14 September 20, 2004 yeah i've slept outside plenty and never had a bug crawl inside my ear. Its interesting how loud bugs sound when they right near your ear though... a daddy-longlegs sounds exactly like someone stepping in leaves nearby when its on your ear. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 September 20, 2004 Hmm Maybe Khan is trying to control you like Chekov... in the Star Trek Wrath of Khan.. when they escaped the world Kirk had marooned the supermen on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #16 September 20, 2004 Holy Fucking Shit!! That's sooooo gross!! Better hope it didn't lay eggs! P.S. Do you really think aliens can make it all the way here in an interstellar spacecraft, possibly navigating hyperspace, and then be unable to jimmy open a window of an earthling house?? "Shit, Xylorg!... I guess we should just turn back and go home. These damned earthlings and their Anderson window!!" Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #17 September 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou've seen Men In Black, right? Where the "bugs" were really aliens... OH MY GOD! So I was abducted by an alien bug?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take heart... You were not abducted, you were violated by an alien bug. Blue skies, -Jeffrey --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #18 September 20, 2004 QuoteIn the hospital I had morphine and demerol of course. But I had Loratab at home. That stuff barely worked. The Oxycotin would have been great then! Please be careful and don't enjoy it too much. My friend got addicted to that stuff, and I also know a girl whose husband did, and their marriage is over now and her son is essentially fatherless. Keep it under control. Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 September 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou've seen Men In Black, right? Where the "bugs" were really aliens... OH MY GOD! So I was abducted by an alien bug?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do ya think they call 'em earwigs?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #20 September 20, 2004 I hope the bug dosen't believe in reincarnationLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morcyk 0 #21 September 20, 2004 So what you're really trying to say is you've got a rotting corpse in your ear.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 September 20, 2004 QuotePlus if you leave your windows open, the aliens will abduct you. And no one wants that. I'm waaaay more scared of alien abductions than a bug in the ear. Your whole experience sounds pretty gross. Damn girl, i dont know how you're handling it all. Good thing for the oxycotin i suppose. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #23 September 20, 2004 Quote The one good thing about all this. They gave me Oxycotin for pain! It helps a lot for my broken leg too. It must have been a fucking big insect to break your leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #24 September 20, 2004 How bizarre! We were just discussing this in my First Aid class on Friday - bugs crawling in to your ear, and I was thinking that I've never heard of that happening to anyone. Apparently the only thing you can do without going to the doc is to shine a light into your ear and hope the bug will crawl towards the light... Well, I hope your ear is feeling better! Enjoy the Oxycotin, and get some screens for your windows! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #25 September 20, 2004 OMG Sheena - thats so gross!! Hope he can get the rest of it out today!! ewwww! Best of luck JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
