happythoughts 0 #1 September 21, 2004 Joe, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde on his arm. She's hanging on his every word. His buddies at the club are aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Joe replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're stunned, but continue to inquire about Joe's companion. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" Joe says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?" Joe smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
