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GiaKrembs

Want to wring his sorry neck

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Sorry this is a rant~ >:(

So, a buddy of mine is going through a divorce and asks me if he can stay with me for a while. I gave him two months at the time, later reduced it to a month cuz he was driving me absolutely insane (being completely dis-respectful towards my place)!!! Fast forward 3 weeks and I get my phone bill - BLOODY BUTTMUNCHER was calling his biotch in Thailand from my home phone >:(>:(>:(>:(

So..... he left his bike, and fan at my place (to pick up at a later time). Should I:

a) Throw the damn thing off the Palos Verdes Cliffs >:(
b) Donate the bike towards charity/shelter :)
c) Hold it for ransom until he pays for the phone bill :)
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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LOL :D:D Thanks guys, I so needed a laugh. It's a good thing he wasn't anywhere near me when I opened up that phone bill - The Taurus in me was a raging!!! :P

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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The good side in me will always prevail.... however it certainly feels good to let the bad side out every once in a while.

Can't wait till he DARES to call me (he's definately getting an ear full from me). He's been back in the States for a week now and I haven't heard from him... hmmmm, I wonder why - he probably knows I got my phone bill :P:P:P

Take advantage of my good nature, I'll show him..... blah, blah, blah, blah - me, all talk no bite :D:D:D:)

luv ya girlie, g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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Perfect! I'm heading up your way this weekend!!! I'm flying up, so you'll have to talk Aubrey into driving and bringing it up (along with my camping gear)!!! :P :D:D

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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That is a very good idea.... it is a bit of an antique, so it may go nicely with the decor!!! :D

Belmont Shore, we're practically neighbors and we've never met! Well hell, where are my manners... the pleasure is all mine sir [curtsy] :)
ciao, g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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Hey.. you.....



You ARE driving north this weekend ... RIGHT>:(



I want to very, very much, BUT I am moving into my new home this weekend! I have been really busy with other project, also...

Jeannie, I promise to call later tonight or tomorrow to tell ya more. Sorry...I wanted to go. Sorry my Gia & Aubrey & everyone else who I was planning on seeing. I cannot move any other day, even though I was trying to find a way. [:/] I will definitely miss you guys. :(

Btw, this moving thing is very good news. My new home is a loaner, but it's a REALLY nice four bedroom home with a great view...:$

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Answer C. Then hit him in the nuts with a nerf crotch bat.



Louisville Slugger - Softball Bats work so much better.B|

See Dick divorce
See Dick Move in to your place
See Dick run up the phone bill talking to the slut in Tailand
See Dick get his nutz chopped off by Gia.

Don't be a Dick.

Option 2:

Items needed: Large clear area, Tailgate Aircraft, Camera/Video Flyer

Can you see where this is going?

Just hand him the video when he asks for his bike, and fan.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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