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chaoskitty

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"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is.

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell l you."

The priest sighs in frustration.

"You're a steadfast lad,Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone.
You cannot attend church mass for three full months.
Be off with you now!"

Tommy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean slides over to his seat and whispers "well... what'd you get?"

"Three months vacation and five good leads."

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The funny part is that looking at all the girls I've dated, the "religious" ones were the freakiest. They all had these really kinky sex fantises and wanted them carried out. *shrug* "ok" said me.:P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Go margaritas??? no no no!! COME margaritas... come to me... B|

edit: sheenie you feeling ok?



Yes yes come to me!

I have developed some sort of cold in the past couple of hours and I just took some Nyquil and that stuff always has a funny effect on me I think. I've been weird all day cuz I took some pain medicine earlier for my hurting ear. Maybe I should go to sleep...........zzzzzzzzz
I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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