chaoskitty 0 #1 September 22, 2004 "Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I cannot say." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell l you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad,Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three full months. Be off with you now!" Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over to his seat and whispers "well... what'd you get?" "Three months vacation and five good leads." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #2 September 22, 2004 HA! Very funny!!! (and it didn't have anything to do with posting bras, panties, weiners or hole punchers!)Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #3 September 22, 2004 I wanna see your beautiful birthmark! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #4 September 22, 2004 QuoteI wanna see your beautiful birthmark! Huh? Edit: forget it. Ha ha!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 September 22, 2004 well.. face, panties, bra, and hole punch have already been done. its OK.. focus on the joke again.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 September 22, 2004 The funny part is that looking at all the girls I've dated, the "religious" ones were the freakiest. They all had these really kinky sex fantises and wanted them carried out. *shrug* "ok" said me.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 September 22, 2004 Praise Jesus!!!! just kidding.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #8 September 22, 2004 Late Tuesday night funnies are the best! Don't you agree?! I AGREE! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 September 22, 2004 They're even better with margaritas!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #10 September 22, 2004 OHHHHHH Margaritas sound fun!!!!!!!! Go margaritas!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 September 22, 2004 Go margaritas??? no no no!! COME margaritas... come to me... edit: sheenie you feeling ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #12 September 22, 2004 QuoteGo margaritas??? no no no!! COME margaritas... come to me... edit: sheenie you feeling ok? Yes yes come to me! I have developed some sort of cold in the past couple of hours and I just took some Nyquil and that stuff always has a funny effect on me I think. I've been weird all day cuz I took some pain medicine earlier for my hurting ear. Maybe I should go to sleep...........zzzzzzzzzI'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
