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MASSENA, N.Y. - A decade after his death, Otis Campbell, the town drunk on "The Andy Griffith Show," is the subject of a new book.



Here's the deal. You just don't hear about many famous types with the first name of Otis. Otis the drunk on the Andy Griffith show. Otis the really stupid sidekick of Lex Luthor on Superman.

Otis (Mayberry) was always wearing a suit, so was Otis (Superman). They always seem to live a good lifestyle without any of the stress problems associated with adulthood or decision-making.

I always learn these lessons too late to do me any good. ;)

I think that Lex Luthor must have self-esteem problems. He was supposed to be so smart, yet hung out with Otis. It could be that. Of course, I have had such a difficult time finding good minions. Perhaps Lex has this problem also.
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MASSENA, N.Y. - A decade after his death, Otis Campbell, the town drunk on "The Andy Griffith Show," is the subject of a new book.



Here's the deal. You just don't hear about many famous types with the first name of Otis. Otis the drunk on the Andy Griffith show. Otis the really stupid sidekick of Lex Luthor on Superman.

Otis (Mayberry) was always wearing a suit, so was Otis (Superman). They always seem to live a good lifestyle without any of the stress problems associated with adulthood or decision-making.

I always learn these lessons too late to do me any good. ;)

I think that Lex Luthor must have self-esteem problems. He was supposed to be so smart, yet hung out with Otis. It could be that. Of course, I have had such a difficult time finding good minions. Perhaps Lex has this problem also.
:ph34r:



Geez, happy....how many times do I have to tell ya??

Perfect the zombie formula FIRST, THEN kill the minions.... ;)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Perfect the zombie formula FIRST



You've never had Muff Punch at a Z-hills boogie. :ph34r: Formulated for effect...



LMAO...nope... I need to win the lottery so I can do a Skydiving World Tour!!
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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:D Last year, a woman told me, "I know better than to try your jello shots. I'm sticking to the punch."

Later in the evening, she couldn't successfully lean against the bar. :D



Alabama Slammers work well for that, too. Shot of Southern Comfort, shot of Amaretto, splash of Sprite or 7-up. Give em the drink on a coaster, cover the glass with the coaster and smack it on the table (gently!) a couple times until it's fizzing, then shoot it.

Wash, rinse, repeat. A little bit sweet, goes down smooth and puts a bit of warmth in the tummy. 4-5 of them later, they get up to go to the bathroom and can't figure out why the floor came up and hit them in the face... ;)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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