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Russ meyer who was the first to bring naked boobies to the big screen has passed away today

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Cnn: Meyer's films were considered pornographic in their time but are less shocking by today's standards, with their focus on violence and large-busted women but little graphic sex.




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http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/22/obit.meyer.ap/index.html
I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago.........

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A sad day. He will be missed.

But...

Beware of the funeral:o.

Adult film-maker Russ Meyer, one of the pioneers of the porn movie industry, has died in Los Angeles aged 82. Famed for his trademark movies featuring violence and busty women, Meyer made over 20 movies and influenced the likes of Quentin Tarantino, John Walters and Walt Disney.

He is due to be cremated in Los Angeles on Friday but police have issued a safety warning for those planning to attend. It is feared that the number of models and actresses in the crematorium will present a health hazard and that there is a real danger of over-inflated breasts exploding. A spokesman for Orange County Police said, “This may sound a laughing matter but it certainly is not. A silicone explosion on this scale could devastate a small but densely populated area. We urge people to evacuate the surrounding streets for their own safety.”

It is understood that police chiefs are trying to obtain a court order to ban any woman with breasts larger than a dinner plate from attending the service. However a friend of Meyer said it was the last thing he would want. “Russ liked them big. If they explode so what? They can just make new ones.”


Still. A fond farewell to the man who first coined the phrase "Silicone Valley"

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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"NEXT TIME COULD YOU PLEASE SAY NSFW!!!!"

Let's see.

Russ Meyer. Director of films featuring Massive Bare boobed Women. Silicone Explosion Warnings. Pictures.

You wouldn't be Kalifornian would you? Do you also require a safety warning on packs of Toothpicks : Dangerous if swallowed! ?

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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