Evelyn 0 #1 September 24, 2004 Okay, so we were a little bored at work, well not really bored, we all had plenty of work to do, but we'd been out to lunch for mexican food and I got this great idea to fart in David's office (he's a nice enough guy socially, but a pain in the ass to work with). Anyway, he was out of the office at another job site and not due back until late afternoon so we decided to go into his office anytime we needed to fart. It was so funny, cuz I'd look into his office and there would be one of the guys standing there cracking up. Then we turned off the air conditioning and shut the door. It actually evolved into a who could fart the loudest contest. Anyway it was a very amusing afternoon. It's so much fun being one of the guys. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #2 September 24, 2004 It didn't happen unless he knows about it. I suggest that every time you have to blow ass, then you make some sort of excuse to go into his office. Weather it be about checking some sort of memo, or asking if he has seen you red swingline stapler... You can even just walk in blow ass , and then just walk out, not even talk to the dude... I prefer the direct attack the best (walk in, shit, walk out), it says so much by saying so little. Think about about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #3 September 24, 2004 Yeah, this was just the trial run. We're gonna make lots of excuses to go into his office. One of the objects of my posts was to point out how much fun it is to be "one of the guys". I've worked at companies where the guys had their fun but women weren't included, and it's so much more fun to be one of the guys Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #4 September 24, 2004 Other good pranks are to go and change their screen savers to somthing like "I like boys". You can even change their back ground to an internet site, and it wont change when they go to a different pic and use it to change their desk top back ground. You can also thread all the papaer clips together in his paper clip dispenser. Taking all of the nuts and bolts out of his office chair is kind of fun. especially when he sit's down and it desintegrates. Pouring water onto a dark colored chair works wonders too. They won't know untill they sit down. Take the ball out of his mouse, or go into settings and change the mouse to left handed if he's right handed. Disconeect his mouse at the back of his computer. You can eve pry a few keys loose on his keyboard and replace them in different places it would then be a qwynho7 key board instead of a qwerty keyboard. Fill his desk drawers with sand. Send an e-mail to the entire shop with his computer with the subject being "I like boys". These are a few tricks I have up my sleeve. By the way, I'm currently unemployed, does anyone want to hire me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #5 September 24, 2004 OMG...Great ideas, but you have way too much time on your hands. I would love for my company to hire you cuz they pay like a $2,000 finders fee when we bring someone into the company. Do you have construction experience? If so, PM we with details. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #6 September 25, 2004 If he locks his door at night, a cool thing.... Take a peace of normal printer paper, put a small pile of baby powder on it, and then slide it uner his door, next use a hair dryer, fan, ar just blow really hard through the crack at the bottom of the door. In the morning there will be this fine dust EVERYWHERE, it takes months to clean up. I've done this, the result is priceless because the victim just can't figure it out. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #7 September 25, 2004 just add his e-mail addy to everything!!! playboy.com,ect...ahhh spam!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
