QUICK!!! How do you hide hickeys???

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Oh I'm sure he was thinking it was funny as hell, but Joe was getting a little over amorous last night...and I have this STUPID mandatory JOB SEARCH SEMINAR today and hickeys all over my neck!!!!

Eegad, I didn't see them until just now... I have just a few hours before this seminar!!

Turtleneck?? <--But it won't be quite high enough... Too far around the front to cover with my hair...eesh!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!

~Jaye
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[Dougiefresh 0]

Get in a fistfight, then no one will notice the hickeys, they'll be too busy looking at your black eye.

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NOBODY??? Fine, I hate you all!!!

I will just go to this state required thing looking like some cheap hussy....and they'll try to take my unemployment away, thinking I'm working 'under the table'...

C'mon!!! Ideas here, people!!! I'm even trying some cover-up, but the red still shows through...what else? What am I missing?? I am stressed....

~Jaye
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[jlmiracle 7]

Turtlenecks always did the job when I was in high school.

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Get in a fistfight, then no one will notice the hickeys, they'll be too busy looking at your black eye.

Naw, then I'll really look like a hooker!!! (Um, a really unusually unattractive hooker...)

~Jaye
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[EdC 0]

Make up and a turtle neck or a scarf of some kind.

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[AggieDave 6]

Wear a cute scarf.

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[tigra 0]

Supposedly, the cover up makeup with a greenish coloring works well for covering up reddish blemishes.

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Make up and a turtle neck or a scarf of some kind.

SCARF!!! That might do it!! swear the man musta done this on purpose! Pain in the butt!!!

~Jaye
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Supposedly, the cover up makeup with a greenish coloring works well for covering up reddish blemishes.

Yes I used to have a green tint base, but it's gone now...hmm, I think I have green eye shadow somewhere...of course then my neck would sparkle.

~Jaye
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[quade 4]

Certainly you mean pain in the neck.

Well, maybe butt too, however I wouldn't think you'd need any additional covering for that. I assume you're wearing pants or a skirt of something.

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[adamjenner 0]

yeah turtle necks can work.
or you can wear a scarf just say you're really cold.
if you have long hair let it down an try to cover it that way (depending where on the neck it is)

other then that i guess the only thing to do is just ride it out. Everyone has a hicky one point in time in their life so it's not THAT big a deal.

or you can go with the always popular excuse it's a bruise/rash

[Girlfalldown 0]

Get a pencil with an eraser at the end of it. put the eraser part on the hickey and twist the pencil one way then the other. Twist it until it actually pinches the skin a little. Do this over and over. It will eventually squeeze the blood out of the hickey. It works. Trust me.

edited cause I wrote twit instead of twist...

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Certainly you mean pain in the neck.

Well, maybe butt too, however I wouldn't think you'd need any additional covering for that. I assume you're wearing pants or a skirt of something.

~Jaye
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Wear a cute scarf.

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That is a good idea... Can't think of any other advice, sorry! As much as I like to be bitten on the neck , I try not to ever get hickeys... because I can't stand wearing turtlenecks or scarves, and I don't think makeup works too well...

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Get a pencil with an eraser at the end of it. put the eraser part on the hickey and twist the pencil one way then the other. Twist it until it actually pinches the skin a little. Do this over and over. It will eventually squeeze the blood out of the hickey. It works. Trust me.

edited cause I wrote twit instead of twist...

OMG, I've never heard of that!!! Now GFD if you're trying to make it bigger I'll have to fly down to Cal and kick your head-down-flyin' ass...

~Jaye
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In that case...

Cut the sleeves off of some t-shirts and dickies work shirts, nothing says I work hard and play hard like no sleeves where there used to be sleeves.

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[christoofar 0]

Well, when in New York I used the "damn taxi cab driver slammed on the breaks, hit my neck on the seatback" excuse... but I don't think anybody bought it.

If it's not really bad maybe you could cover it up with makeup?

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Supposedly, the cover up makeup with a greenish coloring works well for covering up reddish blemishes.

A former GF of mine worked in the industry here in Hwood, she use to use Visine to help hide blemishes for some shoots. It worked, but for about an hour or so. I dont know if it will work for hickeys, but give it a shot.

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Well, when in New York I used the "damn taxi cab driver slammed on the breaks, hit my neck on the seatback" excuse... but I don't think anybody bought it.

If it's not really bad maybe you could cover it up with makeup?

Makeup isn't working...I think I will use a combination of twisting a pencil eraser (now GFD is laughing her ass off at my gullibility) and makeup, and a turtleneck, and a scarf, and my hair pulled forward down around my neck...

It'll hafta do...

~Jaye
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OMG, I've never heard of that!!! Now GFD if you're trying to make it bigger I'll have to fly down to Cal and kick your head-down-flyin' ass...

Hell woman I wouldn't do that to you! I'd do it to any of the guys on here but not the ladies!

I'm serious. It totally works. I've used this method many times to hide hickeys when I was a kid and a few times as an adult!!!

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Supposedly, the cover up makeup with a greenish coloring works well for covering up reddish blemishes.

A former GF of mine worked in the industry here in Hwood, she use to use Visine to help hide blemishes for some shoots. It worked, but for about an hour or so. I dont know if it will work for hickeys, but give it a shot.

That sounds good, I'll give it a shot too!!

~Jaye
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Hell woman I wouldn't do that to you! I'd do it to any of the guys on here but not the ladies!

I'm serious. It totally works. I've used this method many times to hide hickeys when I was a kid and a few times as an adult!!!

Alrighty then!!! Perhaps by the time Joe gets home tonight, it will be gone, and he'll be bummin'...

~Jaye
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Get in a fistfight, then no one will notice the hickeys, they'll be too busy looking at your black eye.

or you could jsut go topless.

nobody would notice AND you would get all kinda job offers

I've heard Ice works. I heard that "combing "it out would push the blodd back arund etc.( but i think thats some major bullshit. and would probably hurt like hell )

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[chaoskitty 0]

Know any Mary Kay ladies? They have a yellow concealer that works quite well. Does a good job on dark circles under the eyes too (which is probably what it is designed for.

Jaye has a hiiiiiickeeeeeyy.. heheh! Sorry had to to it.