soulshine 0 #1 September 28, 2004 oops....busted! i was at work and my buddy busted me fixing my thong as it had *ahem* rode up a bit. this got me to thinking...what are some of the things that you do when you *think* no one is watching? we had a great laugh from the situation and now i have been teased to no end for it. c'mon, give me some good stories, i need to redeem myself esteem here! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #2 September 28, 2004 Quotefixing my thongs You wear multiple thongs? -Sorry, I'm bored Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 September 28, 2004 yeah...haven't you heard the saying "the more, the merrier"? edit: fixed my mistake, guess i would make a bad proofreader! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #4 September 28, 2004 yeah, but in this case...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 28, 2004 Have you ever noticed that when people are driving in their cars they thionk that they're invisible. How many people to you catch picking their nose or doing some other yucky thing, dirty buggersYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 September 28, 2004 HA! every time i see that i honk at the person so they know that they're not invisible! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #7 September 28, 2004 soooo.....get caught killing a kitten in your car lately? j/k Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 September 28, 2004 I ride a motorbike it's slightly more obvious on a bike, but hey, somrtimes ya just gotta kill them where ya find themYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #10 September 28, 2004 i adjust myself when no one's looking. at least i think no one's looking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #11 September 28, 2004 Aw come on. The best place to dig in your nose is while driving! No one you know is going to see you, and you can flick 'em right out the window! Highway nose-pickers unite! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #12 September 28, 2004 I was at a resteraunt a few weeks ago and a very brazen lady had no problem standing up in front about a dozen random people and adjusting her thong. I don't think she even thought twice about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 September 28, 2004 If you want someone to walk right into your office and stand right next to you within the next thirty seconds, all you have to do is fart. I hate it when that happens. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #14 September 28, 2004 That is sooo funny......yet, oh so true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #15 September 28, 2004 well, i was trying to be subtle and just fix it when i thought no one was around...i learned my lesson! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 September 28, 2004 QuoteIf you want someone to walk right into your office and stand right next to you within the next thirty seconds, all you have to do is fart. I hate it when that happens. Yeah, but then they don't stay long.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 September 28, 2004 There is always someone watching...be afraid, be very afraid. Or just start going commando. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #18 September 28, 2004 Quotei was at work and my buddy busted me fixing my thong as it had *ahem* rode up a bit. Ok, after 45 years I guess I just don't get it, but aren't thongs, by definition, SUPPOSED to ride up?!I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 September 28, 2004 you obviously have not worn a thong before. yes, they do go "up", however, in certain instances they have a mind of their own and they can be a tad uncomfortable. i'm not too sure how to explain it better without being too graphic....just use your imagination! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OnYourBack 0 #20 September 28, 2004 "i'm not too sure how to explain it better without being too graphic" Be graphic Please! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #21 September 28, 2004 HI SS Can I be your thong Opps wrong side I think ] Cancel that. Getting busted can be a strategic move at the right moment. I used to go after the split ends on my beard during office meetings. Meeting overR.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #22 September 28, 2004 ummm... your thong "rode up"? isn't that how they are supposed to fit? ... you don't wear thongs much do you? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #23 September 28, 2004 Our dress code @ work changed to allow all denim now and shirts w/o collers (yay). First day on this new code I showed up with a knit shirt that must have shrunk and some baggy jeans. Well, that combo wasn't good... my underwear band was showing. I had put on a pair of these which was an especially bad idea cuz they ride up when you move around. Looked like a gangbanger and got ridiculed all day! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites